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Ev'rybeast gotsa cummink 'ere t'see me story! Worra you wait'n for? Cummon!

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Ringe

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Date Posted: 15:12:59 02/22/04 Sun

H'lo! I bes Ringe da likkle boy squiggel! I tell you my story!

My mumma says I was bornded in Mossf'er woods, unner a big big oak tree. She say dat af'er I was bornded, me dad lefted. She had to care fer me all by hers'lf! We don' need 'im though! We plenty 'appy here!

My momma said I be special, 'cause since my dad woz a blacka squiggel, I gots a black paw! *holds up left paw*

Now I be's a great war'er, an' I ain't afeared 'o nobeast! I 'tect this h'abbey frum vermints an' bad guys! *Shakes a wooden spoon in your face*

(Yes, I know this is a... Not very well written story, but that's a dibbun for you! I kinda wanted it in his own words..)

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