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The happy (not) story of my life in adult talk

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Conder

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Date Posted: 01:14:29 06/01/03 Sun

I was born in a family of shady criminal ferrets. Back to our great grandfather, we mugged, robbed, and murdered for a living. However, after our family raided a party of vermin, their leader came (what was his name? cluny?) with an army of vermin. We fought bravely, yet the evil ranks of Cluny prevailed. They burned down our ancient, historic home and killed my entire family! I, stricken with grief and horror, sneakily darted out of the chaos before Cluny took my life as well. I then began a long journey, which had a climax of some red adder chasing me down a path. He kept on saying some weird name that began with an 'a'...
I was found unconscious and close to death (they tell me) by a party of Redwall dibbuns attempting to escape the clutches of Constance and the bath. Now, I fight alongside Redwall, determined to avenge my family by slaying any vermin i ever meet...

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