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Subject: <blush>H-h-hi....<blush>

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Shivani

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Date Posted: 17:19:56 06/09/03 Mon

You walk into a tiny room (that's supposted to be a closest) stuffed with books. In the middle of the room is a small straw matress. A young wildcat kitten is sitting on it, her nose buried in a huge tome. When you enter, she looks up at you. "What're you doin' here?" she shrieks. "Dis is my woom! I's not givin' it up as a cwozit! 'Tis mine! Mine I say! Mine!!!! OUT!!!" She gets up angrily, then realizes that you're here to find out about her. She smiles apologeticly and pulls a small book off of one of the four bookshelves lining the walls.
"Al'ite, al'ite, set yerself down, here 'tis me beeografy!" She begans to read proudly, trying not to stumble on a word she doesn't understand.

"Otay, In da start, A big wilecat got a big cassle. He's had too kiddens, Ginnyvwere an' Zarmeanuh. One day-" She stopped, and sighed. "Naw, lets skip to the good part." She pauses to flip a couple pages. "Weady? Otay. Ginnyvwere an' Sandeegumme had fore kiddens, an' one of dem were my gwanpuh. His name bee's Malun. Den he's got married to Milinah, and dey had Mommy Leefslain. Den she got married to Daddy Bohlah. Den dey have Sheevanee, which bee's me. An' then Mommy an' Daddy have to go an' fin' someting impoartan' an' dey's leave Sheevanee here for a while." She shudders with proudness for reading her biography to you. "Didja wike it?"

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