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Subject: My loife, wot!


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Jecket Lacovsoit Porsness
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Date Posted: 20:36:41 12/14/03 Sun

I am a disguise artist, from a long line of disguise artists at Salamandastron. My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather was a professional spy for Boar the Fighter. So, here I was, at the mountain home of hares and badgers.
I was nought but a babe, and my parents decided a change of scenery would do me some good. They loaded all of the gear into a wagon, and set off on the coastline for Mossflower. They professional excuse was the mission the recent badger lord had sent 'em on. The job was to track a group of vermin who'd lost the ship, after a raid on the mountain.
They were deep in the woods when they were ambushed by the vermin. They fought valiantly, and overcame, but the vermin rolled the wagon down the hill and into a stream.
I was bumped out, and washed down into the hands of Ma Mellus, taking the dibbuns to pick berries. I ended at Redwall, where I still live today. My parents came here, but I refused to go back to Salamandastron, so they visit at regular intervals(every other season, to be precise).
That's my tale, I hope you don't think t'was a bally waste of ink 'n' parchment, wotwot! Tis meself, Jecket Lacovsoit Porsness, signing the parchment, and signing off.

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