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Subject: Chocolate fix from Sapphire!

Author:
Dreemy

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Date Posted: 13:28:36 04/04/03 Fri

Little-Known Chocolate Tidbits...

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you
want.

Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from
the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking
lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is
a balanced diet.

The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics
Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things
to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing
done!

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