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Date Posted: 10:47:52 07/31/05 Sun
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-22-90.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.22.90
Subject: "T. G. I. FRANK" Saturday at DUH ....
In reply to: gW (9156if) 's message, ""IF YOU'RE EVER DOWN A WELL, RING MY BELL .... "" on 23:33:02 07/28/05 Thu

Snow White (FRANK) and her gang, the "Snow Whitez-z-z", attempted a hostile takeover of Sleeping Beauty Castle with the help of Pocahontas (Matt). Sleeping Beauty (Gail), with 100 years of squatting in the castle, was challenged by Snow White as being too sassy AND slapped by Pocahontas for sneaking into her forest and ruining it. So much for 'squatter's rights'. (The "Snow Whitez-z-z" have a secret handshake revealed by Snow to be holding both hands together with thumbs extended. Snow apologized for the handshake lacking originality).

"It's alive! It's alive! said Gail to FRANK, pointing at Matt.

FRANK told a 185 joke about flowers walking into a bar and confusion over whether they were pansies, roses or tulips and the bartender kept telling the flowers "I CAN'T HEEEAR YOU" each time they asked to be served -- sounds like that bartender was wearing a full metal jacket.

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