Hark! Do I hear hoofbeats? -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 20:52:34 10/21/05 Fri
Author: gW (4650gf)
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-41-201.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.41.201
Subject: Hark! Do I hear hoofbeats?

No, it's just Sally May (FRANK) running along the floorboards of the Golden Horseshoe's front porch to make her grand entrance in "Rodeo and Judiette", her very own play (written by her -- or as her father (Danny ) says, it's just someone else's play with some of the letters changed). On hand was Clem (Jeremy) and a sassier Clem I have never seen, don't know how Sally puts up with him. Do you know what he said about Sally? Well, he said she made Winston Churchill go bald! Meanwhile, inside the 'Shoe ....

"He is NOT normal!", said Billy Little John pointing at Billy Bass.
And all the signs were there -- his maniacal laugh heard more and more frequently, dancing up a storm with his bass, AND calling Billy Little John, "Dude". Next thing you know, he'll be memorizing jokes out of "Captain Billy's Whiz Bang".

The 'shy' Billy, John David, told us when we got home to take out from under the bed the guitar we've been keeping there and learn to play it. He gave us all guitar lessons on how to do just that -- first the base line, then the chords and lastly the melody. He played "Blue Moon" and "Classical Gas", the latter so appropriate for the Golden Horseshoe Saloon/Chili Parlor.

That old smoothie, Billy Duane, before firing up the OBS, treated us to his trick of balancing a fiddle bow on his chin (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!)

When it came time for the Stunt Band to perform their 'stunt', Billy Little John made a public service announcement that Camera One was in the front row ready to record anything that went wrong, like the time Evil Knievel tried to jump them! Then Billy John David told about his bathroom carpet which so MOVED Billy Little John he couldn't speak. And when John David told us once again about walking a mile in another man's shoes, Little John got a faraway, wistful, philosophical look in his eyes, only to be brought back to reality by a man in the audience who said the 'Cinderella' joke was better than the 'walk a mile' joke. The little fiddle was played by lovely ladies who were each rewarded with their very own packet of Parmesan Cheese (autographed!) and invited to 'call' Little John, presumably at their convenience, (he's 'in the book', ladies!)

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You may not know it, (or you may) .... -- gW, 08:45:21 10/30/05 Sun