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Date Posted: 19:18:58 11/24/05 Thu
Author: gW
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THE HAPPIEST TURKEY ON EARTH!

Marshmallow, the Grand Marshall of the Thanksgiving Day parade, perched high on his very own float accompanied by school children, rode triumphantly down Main Street, Disneyland, USA. Walking in front of the float were Chicken Little, Donald Duck and other feathered Disney characters. Confetti streamed from the rooftops and the crowd was very, very pleased. Later, at Big Thunder Ranch, in their enclosure, Marshmallow and fellow turkey, Yam, received much attention from visitors and seemed to enjoy being asked the question, "What is George Bush REALLY like?" Marshmallow and Yam both gobble and shake their feathers in unison, which caused one viewer to comment, "They're doing a turkey dance!"

In the enclosure right next to the turkeys are Santa's eight reindeer who stood all together in a clump facing away from the people staring at them -- and I don't blame them.

Outside the Horseshoe, those two wild and crazy guys, FRANK and Ken, tried once again to rob the patrons of the Horseshoe, only to be thwarted by our fearless Sheriff Mark I, who ran them out of town (or at least out of Frontierland) but I have a feeling they'll be back.

Inside the 'Shoe, once again for the holidays the Hillbilly Christmas Tree can be seen. I'm sure one day it will hang in the Smithsonian alongside Mr. Rogers' red sweater and Jerry Seinfeld's 'puffy shirt'.

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