Date Posted:19:31:19 12/25/05 Sun Author: gW Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-4-198.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.4.198 Subject: Breaking news:
Two desperadoes, namely Ken Cassidy and Mike the Kid, tried to rob the customers of the GHS (again?) Thanks to Frontierland Sheriff Mark I, (a man of mettle), law and order was restored.
Oblivious to the shenanigans outside the Horseshoe, the Hillbillies inside the 'Shoe were in high holiday spirits stomping their feet to the OBS and leering at people in the front row (as they are wont to do), but in every Hillbilly there is the dream of being a cowboy (the 'American dream' for a Hillbilly) -- the open range and skies that are not cloudy all day is something every Hillbilly yearns for so they played and sang "Ghost Riders in the Sky" the best cowboy song that ever was, I kid you not!
Getting back to Christmas, the Horseshoe audience was certainly hooked on that levitating holiday tree.