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Date Posted: 19:51:18 04/21/06 Fri
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-25-254.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.25.254
Subject: "I'll drink to that!"

There's a new Sally May -- she's called 'Salzilla' and she's so HUGE, she could take over the Golden Horseshoe Saloon, Frontierland and Clem in one fell swoop. During their performance in "Rodeo and Judiette" Clem wanted to know why they couldn't do "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" with himself as the 'good', Sally's father as the 'bad', and guess who as the 'ugly'?
Watching the shenanigans in front of the 'Shoe, the town drunk could only say "I'll drink to that" no matter what anyone said or did. He said it so often, Sally's father told him he needed to get into a program.
I'll drink to that! Let's all drink to that!



Meanwhile, inside the saloon, the Hillbillies once again picked on someone in the audience to play the little fiddle. As fate would have it, it was Devon's turn for her 5 minutes of fame. Handed the little fiddle and told to place the bow on the strings, she was told she was on her own. Pointing to the strings she asked Billy Little John if those were the strings. Billy said if you can find any others, let me know. But she showed him -- she fiddled so fast she broke one of 'em.

Billy 'Wahoo' Bass has a razor strop attached to his bass.

Billy Duane delighted everyone with his parlor trick and Billy John David told a story about their 'Mom' (Mother's Day is just around the corner). When they were 12 years old, the three of them wanted to get something nice for Billy Little John so they went out and bought him a guitar. They told their Mom to look at what they got for Billy and she said it was the best trade she ever saw. But B. Little John got the last laugh and if you want to know how, go see the show.

Now, where did I leave my drink?

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