A FUNNY THING happened on the way to the four hillbiles .... -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 22:09:55 05/28/06 Sun
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-5-161.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.5.161
Subject: A FUNNY THING happened on the way to the four hillbiles ....

It's hard to enter the Horseshoe without first stumbling over Sally May (Frontierland's most famous SPINSTER), her father (the MAYOR), and Clem Clodhopper (Frontierland's only BACHELOR -- everyone else has been taken). Sally brought along her wrecking ball (I mean her reticule) and when she swings it at Clem, he runs for the hills. That thing is heavy! You'd think Sally was hoarding gold in it. ( Of course, we all know that Sally eventually 'lands' Clem by subterfuge, trickery, chicanery, duplicity, fraud and her Daddy).

When those two pesky varmints showed up to rob the 'Shoe, they pretended to the Sheriff that all the people in front of the 'Shoe were their relatives and went about pointing them out and naming them -- Liza and Minelli, Matthew and Modine, Kirstie and Allie, Frankie and Johnny, and Uncle Bernie (but they don't like talking about Uncle Bernie ever since the nose picking incident).

Players: Ken, Danny and Mike

INSIDE THE HORSESHOE, the hillbiles played hillbile games. In one of the booths, a guy named Junior was having a birthday and simultaneously was growing a goatee. First, Billy Kirk wanted to know if Junior was named after his father (was his father also named Junior?) -- then Billy decided that Junior's goatee was bugging him so Billy Fiddle went offstage and came back with an electric razor (I'm surprised hillbiles have electronic appliances, one would think maybe they shaved with a flint rock or a piece of broken glass) and Junior accepted the razor and attempted to shave off the goatee but it didn't take it all off -- a few hairs were left and all the Hillbiles thought Junior looked much better and agreed that it was the most weird thing they had ever done and you can say this for sure about the hillbiles -- they have a lot of GALL!

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