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Date Posted: 22:26:40 06/02/06 Fri
Author: gW
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Subject: OVERHEARD TODAY ....

Sally May: "I've had all the stress I can take".

Sam (Horseshoe robber): "I gave up on Hope after five minutes into this skit" (when asked what happened to Hope after he said his sisters were named Faith and Charity).

Blackjack (second robber): "I'm not wearing orange so I can't be related to her" (about girl in audience wearing orange).

Papa Jed: "These boys are the Miner 49'ers, in case you're wondering who they are". (Miners played on the front porch of the Rushin' River Outfitters today to get out of the hot sun). (Gone but not forgotten were Grizzly Dave and Yup). Replacements: Billy Banjo and Billy Anders.
'Smiley' Bob and 'Eureka' Eric (there's something about the way he MOOves) were also present.

Billy Barney:
"We have decided to add cory-ography".
"Cover your eyes little girl" (when bending over to tie his
shoelace and later when the bow went up his nose).
"The bow jumped up my nose like it had a fast pass, can
anyone see the hidden Mickey? -- Yeah, there's one over
there, too".
"I've heard of your beer" (to people in a booth who were
from Corona).
"The Orange Blossom Special is a train that goes from New
York to Florida carrying oranges that blossom and are
special" -- (There, I said it).

Lady in audience to Billy Barney: "You'll get your pants wet" ( when he
announced Puddle Prance).

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