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Date Posted: 02:06:05 07/09/06 Sun
Author: gW
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TODAY THE EGG, TOMORRORW THE CHICKEN ....

Ryan: 185 chickens walked into a bar and the bartender said, "We're not serving chickens anymore" and the 185 chickens said "Why not?" and the bartender said "because 185 eggs got here first".

Frank: 185 chickens walked into a bar and the bartender said "We're not serving until 8 o'clock" and the 185 chickens said "OK, we'll be 'bock'".

185 chickens sashayed into a bar and the four bartenders said "Buck, buck .... buck, buck, buck .... buck, buck" and the 185 chickens said "What a bunch of dumb clucks".

And one for the road ....
Frank: 185 Walt Disneys walked into a bar and the bartender said "We're not allowed to serve Walt Disneys here" and one of the Walt's said "Aw c'mon, I won't tell", so the bartender slipped him a Mickey.

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