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Date Posted: 20:33:28 01/02/07 Tue
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-31-187.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.31.187
Subject: Nothing ever changes at the 'Shoe .... or does it?

After fiddling the Orange Blossom Special five times a day for God knows how long, Billy Fiddle can no longer concentrate and has lost his train of thought.

Billy Elvis, when not going bananas (or is it bandanas?) over a member of the audience, is quite taken with TXT messaging and the intricacies of cell phones. Isn't science wonderful? -- even a hillbilly can operate a cell phone. Why just today, Billy found that you can't hang up 'mad' on a cell phone because there's no receiver to slam down. Leave it to Billy -- after all, he doesn't make felt hats.

I heard that Ken, Kevin and Rob were the Laughing Stockers today, but because the handful of porch seats for the feeble, infirm, weak, frail, disabled, incapacitated, doddering, tottering, old, elderly, aged, and ancient were all taken, I was unable to watch their performance.

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