Friday at the 'Shoe -- "Why is Sanjaya still on AMERICAN IDOL?" -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 10:17:49 04/14/07 Sat
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-47-126.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.47.126
Subject: Friday at the 'Shoe -- "Why is Sanjaya still on AMERICAN IDOL?"

This burning question was asked by Billy Little John along with other burning questions such as, "Why is there an interstate highway in Hawaii?" and "Why is there Braille at the drive-through ATM?" Living in their double-wide, strategically parked in a WalMart parking lot, the Billies are able to keep their finger on the pulse of the common man. You know the saying, "As AMERICAN IDOL goes, so goes the Nation".

Billy Duane has discovered "Pop! Goes the Weasel"!

Billy John David, humorist and guitar player, told us about being out in the countryside and seeing a sheepherder with a flock of sheep, so Billy asked the sheepherder if he could correctly guess the number of sheep in the flock, would he give him (Billy) one of them -- and the sheepherder said "Sure". So, right off the top of his head, Billy guessed 287 and got a sheep. Then the sheepherder asked if he could guess what Billy did for a living, could he have his sheep back and Billy said "Yes", so the sheepherder sez to Billy, sez he, you are a hillbilly and work in a show at Disneyland. "That's amazing", said Billy, "how did you know that?" and the sheepherder said, "Well, if you'll put my dog down, I'll tell you".

Billy Bass provided the maniacal background laughter (still under development) and bass slapping, where appropriate.

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