Why can't the Chicken Launch have more of a story to it? -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 00:52:23 01/06/05 Thu
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-64-175-109-249.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net / 64.175.109.249
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Why can't the Chicken Launch have more of a story to it?

Does it have to be so cold and calculating--the frenetic banjo music, Billies 'buck, bucking', and then BAM!--out flies the chicken and crashes onto the stage, feathers flying?.

Maybe it could start with a doorbell ringing and the Billies go to the door and find a couple of chickens standing there asking for directions to the LA County Fair where they will be competing for 'best' chicken. Well, the Billies with 'winks' all around invite the chickens in and tell them they will get them there in a hurry in their airplane. The chickens are delighted that the Billies will help them and ask if they can come in a freshen up a bit before the journey. With 'winks and nudges' all around, the Billies tell them there is a dressing room upstairs and direct them 'wink, wink', to the booth with the launching pad. While the chickens are smoothing their feathers, the launching pad is secretly activated beneath their feet and then the fun begins. The chickens hear the banjo music and the' buck, bucking', and think it's a CD playing downstairs, but 'wink, wink, nudge, nudge', we all know better! The rest is history which one can read about in their book, "The Billies and Chickens we BAMboozled".

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