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Date Posted: 00:37:24 01/08/03 Wed
Author: Evil Uncle Bud
Subject: True story

Ya know, it's not unusual that makin out with my dad is no big whoop.

Sure, it's popular, but when I'm fellin' sexy I go on a sex drive for a mystery date.

First I get a Velour shirt, haircut and new shoes, and down some Jagermeister and southern comfort on the skids.

Then I leave my home sweet mobile home and head out for Motel 666 where all the Potato chicks are doing the white trash boogie.

I got a date with cha cha. It had a sticky theme. If I liked you I'd dumb it down & waste your time, but she was the queen of Venus.

She wanted to tilt a whirl on a power tool called the chopsticks 2000. The instructions said ' Remove bones from face before inserting in hot bird.' I thought "I like carp", but had to ask " Right string baby?"

The next thing I know, Oh my god we're fucking. What sweet success. I scream " AAH!" and she gets a string of pearls.

All that for $65 an hour.

Wish you were there.

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