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Date Posted: 08:28:17 08/03/02 Sat
Author: Hot Sauce Murphy
Subject: My NDI Story
In reply to: DoBee 's message, "I want stories!!!" on 15:20:33 08/02/02 Fri

OK�.

So I was at this NDI show some years back, caint really remember when but it was during the Gene Simmons Tour when the daemon of rock himself was steppin in to fill Skippers shoes. Sure, I missed Skipper, but the bass player from hell played every bit as good. He even matched Skip's style and timein. Anyway, it was a great show, like rockin NDI + a painted face spittin up blood, I must say. Then it came time for the encore. Goodtime jumped inta the crowd, reached down deep in his bag-o-tricks and gived away about two dozen full sized pillows! Hypoallergenic I might add. We was all kinda standin round thinken "Gee thanks, this a little different than the usual stuff. Why don�t it make noise or say Jagermeister on it?" Then the boys burst out with a cover of 'You gotta fight for your right to Party!' by them Beasty Boys. I'll tell you what! That�s when we all knew why we had them pillows. They started a playin & a singin and we started a beatin & a bashin each other bout the head and body. By the time that song was over, 23 of them pillows was used, bruised, torn open and they guts thrown all over the place! It weren't like on the TV. Weren't like a bunch a feathers floatin down from heaven, this was that gray & white rag-lint crap that likes to stick to ya in clumps like scrambled eggs. When the fuzz settled and the boys walked off stage, one pillow managed to survive intact. Someone had throwed it on stage during the mayhem and Skipper, I mean Gene, used it to wipe the blood offa his mouth and then just dropped it. It was a lyin on stage in a puddle of Gene Simmons blood amongst the confetti, toilet paper, play lists and piles of pillow guts. I knew I had to have it. I still sleep on it to this day! If you'd seen it, you'd a wanted it too. It looked so helpless. So soft and fluffy. And that�s when I realized� that� IiiiIIIiii Like Carp! It really ain't so BaaaaaAAAaaaaaAAaa� aaaaaAAAaaaaaAAaa� aaaaaAAAaaaaad.

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Bwahahahahaha! (NT) -- DoBee, 17:05:39 08/03/02 Sat
Just for you HotSauce! (NT) -- DoBee, 11:31:12 08/05/02 Mon