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Date Posted: 09:21:51 08/08/02 Thu
Author: DoBee (you can call me Smokey the Bear)
Subject: Still telling stories...

Let's see, today's story is blurred and fuzzy from mass consumption of Jagermeister as per usual. I saw the boys in Chicago this one time, might have been around Thanksgiving or I might be merging two memories, but anyway Goodtime passed out sparklerz before the show, like ya do. So we're all there in the crowd mushed up together setting stuff on fire!

Once lit, we waved our sparklerz and howled as NDI took the stage. Well, I guess she musta been a newbie, but the girl standing in front of me had designed her trailer-park hairdo that evening to be highly flamable!! AquaNet and sparklerz just don't mix well. VFOOOSH! A lovely little blue flame flared up on the back of her head! Being the kind and heroic type (HA!) I bravely, yet gently, patted the back of her head, risking third degree burns to my tender palms, to stifle the impending inferno before her whole noggin' went up in flames.

Not realizing her bleached locks were aflame, she got PISSED off at me! Threw a stream of grade A choice curse words at me. When she finally finished I said, "Sorry, but your head was on fire."

Her eyes nearly bugged out of her head! She grabbed the back of her noggin and ran off to check out the damage leaving a nice little spot right next to the stage, which I promptly filled! Karma at work, I tell you.

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