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Date Posted: 17:40:08 12/08/04 Wed
Author: Soapy Jed
Author Host/IP: 1Cust243.tnt38.ewr3.da.uu.net / 68.130.189.243
Subject: who could ever forget those Days .......

............. of our Forum


While driving along Rt. 440, TomG and Jed notice lighting stanchions
toward the back of Lincoln Park. Investigating, they find K the O laying
the last pieces of masonry in the outfield wall of what appears to be a
completely reconstructed Roosevelt Stadium. Jed: “This is your
MODEL???" K: “Yeh, I was having trouble with detail at 1/8” = 1’. Hey, I
was granted an International League franchise this morning. Buffalo’s in
town tonight. You guys coming?”
...................

The gang attend a Newark Bears game and Big Sis is selected to race
Newark’s mascot – Ruppert the Bear – around the bases between innings.
As they round third base Ruppert has a slight lead on Sis so Big Hubby
distracts the carnivore by pouring honey on the pitcher’s mound. Sis
crosses home plate to the cheers of the appreciative crowd. Realizing
he’s been duped, Ruppert becomes enraged and chases Big Hubby
throughout sections 9 and 10, much to the delight of the fans.
Fortunately, a group of Forrest Rangers in attendance subdue the beast.

JanetG inquires about the bullpen behind the left field fence. “That’s
baseball jail” says TomG. “Oh. Do they go there when they make an error?
Is there a trial first?” asks Janet. Tom notices the Forum gals are engaged
in conversation, no doubt, regarding the action on the field. “Look at that,
Jed, they’re really into the game!”

The Bears pitcher strikes out the side throwing with his foot. Angie: “So
my doctor put me on this diet. No meat, poultry, dairy, vegetables, or fruits
of any kind.” “What CAN you eat?” asks Big Sis. “Certain condiments”
replies Angie.

Ozzie Canseco hits a towering home run that bounces off a 727 on
approach to Newark International. CG: “Where did you get those shoes,
Angie? I love them.”

Babe Ruth is announced as the on-deck batter. Big Sis: “Did you see
Harrison Ford’s new film, Bar Wars? What a hunk!” CG: ”What are those
men doing out there on the grass? Hey, let’s hit the broccolli sate
concession”.

Jed applies a generous amount #5 halogen block and stretches out on a
bleacher seat. “A perfect evening” he thinks.

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