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Date Posted: 08:16:45 05/04/03 Sun
Author: albertville
Subject: TRUE STORIES

ok, we are encouraging everyone to write their best true stories in our message board from now on. i will start it off. one day i noticed a rabbit, near death, lying in my back yard. my animal instincts took over and i quickly grabbed a bird perched on a nearbye tree. i removed the heart from the bird and put it in my butt. then i shit the heart(and some poop) into the rabbits mouth. the rabbit ate it. then the rabbit threw up the poop and the rabbit's old broken heart. then he hopped away...i had saved the day! then i put the broken heart in my butt and shot it 3,000 miles. it circled the earth once and landed right next to me. lets just say...i walked a little taller that day. i love you rabbit....wherever you are.

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