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Date Posted: 22:12:03 02/15/03 Sat
Author: marc
Subject: the best birthday ever,

let me start this post off by thanking tom,alex,albert,kevin,bill,rodger and the thrift store, without you guys this night never would have been possible, you all shine as bright as a lighthouse in the sea that is my life. its friends like you that make getting up in the morning that much easier. with all of that out of the way, lets get to the party, kevin arives at my house first, we chill in my room, talking about expectations for the night and cleaning my room. then all of a sudden a wagon full of desperados pull up to my house, alex,albert,rodger, dressed in there sunday best (that is if they lived in fucking texas). all of them were wearing bandannas over there faces with some of the funniest clothes you would ever see, if my party had ended there i still would have been happy with the outcome. alex looked hilarious because he was wearing some crazy ass hat and snow boots, albert went with the more subdued cowboy look and actually pulled it off, he actually looked like a cowboy, so much in fact that a girl was hitting on him at lonestar. rodger was wearing the greatest hat ever that was a mix between an amish hat and a womens hat and a t shirt that said "i am a cowboy" on the front and on the back it said "lonestar 03 happy birthday marc. i now own the shirt and it automatically became the best shirt i own. kevin was dressed but not as a cowboy. you see, i worked for lonestar for one month and absolutly hated it, but as a plus i was able to keep the clothes, sort of like a fucked up sovenier of my visit to hell, either way kevin wore my uniform to lonestar to fuck with my old managers head, and it worked. my friend tom also joined us and i must say that i think he may have won best cowboy outfit, the kid knows how to dress, even if it is like a cowboy. just as we were about to leave i had to make the hardest choice in my life, shall i bring bruce willis to lonestar or leave him at home. (he is my pet turtle and he will kill you). ultimetly i decided to leave him at home, he ate like a king though before i left. we arrived at lonestar at about 7:15 and then waited for what seemed like an eternity. everyone kept stareing at us but everyone was generally enjoying our childish like carisma that we brought into the place, except for the military man that alex recalls as being a cotton swab head, this meat head automatically tries to rip into us by saying that nothing comes from texas except steers and queers "i guess he read that on one of his homosexual video tapes because they were pretty big words for him to be using. nonetheless cooler heads prevailed and in a short time billy the kid was announced over the intercome and we had finally been seated. just as we were seated we were joined by a mister bill heath who, although not dressed like a cowboy, was funny as hell with his usual antics and horseplay that always sends me doubled over in laughter. to make a long story short, we made a mess, girls hit on albert, tom talked to girls, girls said my hair looked like a wig, girls gave me a dollar, we ate horrible food and had even worse service, sang and danced and laughed ourselves into the best night of my life. if i had kids and had watched them being brought into this world, it still wouldnt hold its own weight with the night i had. i got great gifts and even bruce recieved a gift, bill made me the card of a life time and everyone enjoyed the night

if i missed anything its only because i am still laughing at alexs boots, i cant seem to get them off of my mind.

guys, thank you so much for coming out with me on my birthday, i cant think of any other way i would have rather spent it then with the company of my dear friends, friends that i consider an extension of my family. its nights like this that will live forever in my mind. i love you guys

- marc -

ps, next time, pirates!

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