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Date Posted: 22:40:37 08/06/02 Tue
Author: KatieS
Subject: Ooookaayyy.... my lurkers.... time to come out and plaaaay....

I know you're out there *Twitch* I know you're watching *Twitch Twitch*
~Katie peers around nervously~
I'm dialing the exterminator
Katie: Hello? I seem to have some sort of *quiet* infestation at my A Walk To Remember board...
Exterminator: Quiet... oh A Walk To Remember board... yeah those will tend to get quiet infestations...
Katie: Well are ya gonna help me get rid of it, or are ya just gonna sit around all day talking about my infestation?
Exterminator: Ma'am, there's no way to get rid of the sort of *quiet* infestation that you have... Ma'am, you've got a LURKER infestation!
Katie shreiks with fear
Katie: A *LURKER* infestation? Well what do you do with one of those?
Exterminator: Nothing... you just gotta make the lurkers come out and visit!!!!
Katie: Visit... lurkers... now what sort of lurkers are we dealing with?
Exterminator: Teenagers, mostly.
Katie shrieks again, with more fear than before
Katie: TEENAGERS!! ACK!
Exterminator: Try a wild party... that usually brings them out of hiding...
Katie: (muttering) Teenagers...wildparty...roundrobin...hmm...thisiswar...

Okay guys well I've had my fun... but EXPECT for me to be trying to bring you *out* of hiding and force you to join us in fun-ness!!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid

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