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Dougie
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Date Posted: 02:47:42 06/18/05 Sat
In reply to:
darian-monster
's message, "Re: These boots are made for shitting in..." on 22:20:31 06/17/05 Fri
My beloved diva...
Thank god for this new thread. It was starting to get all ugly and shit, ya know what I'm sayin? I was gonna have to do some beat downs ya know what I'm sayin? That shit is whack yo, ya know what I'm sayin? I didn't want to have to hurt nobody, ya know what I'm sayin?
Wowsy fruit-loop, people who don't know what's going on next week must think you're going to war. Well, I guess in a way you are. I love you, love you, love you!!! Is that stuff Koko said about scurvy true? That was kind of interesting. His spelling is atrocious though. Koko, don't come after me. As you no doubt remember I'm 6'2 and 140 pounds. I offer no challenge for a big beefy muscle bound hunka hunka burning man love like you. Ooooooh, I'm getting all warm and tingly inside. I have to stop thinking about it or I'll have to install track lighting in my new swinging pad.
Since Monday is your 24th birthday (we'll just keep confusing everyone until they can't figure it out even if they gave a damn) I think a round of Happy birthday you're fired is in order. Chad, get on that ya lazy little bum. Chop Chop mister. If you're going to attach yourself at the hip to D monster you're going to have to get shit done faster. Or she breaks out that leather whip! Ooooooh,, now I have an even better visual. Don't need to change the lighting scheme. Now scoot!
We all love you, obviously. And we'll all be thinking about you next week and if you promise to come to the studio when I finish my album, I'll even do the white man dance complete with the overbite. That's my present to you. It's been said before many times and many ways but Good luck and tons of kisses and hugs for the sweetest, sexiest, funniest, cutest girl I've ever known. And a couple for you too.
Ah ah ah...I'm so funny. Don't you worry D-monster. I consulted the wizard and Tristan the flaming psycich. You're fine as long as you do the abba babba spell.
Love 'n stuff from your sex-slave (I'm waiting, just say the word!)
Sweet Dougie D ...OUT!
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