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Subject: Re: Lawyer Joke / Pilot joke


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Little Grasshopper
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Date Posted: 04:55:52 08/13/12 Mon
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In reply to: Lim Khoy Hing 's message, "Re: Lawyer Joke / Pilot joke" on 00:43:32 08/12/12 Sun

I understand and appreciate the views/story of Hari and the Captain regarding their particular profession. On rare occasions I rub shoulders with folks in the finance industry. The joke about "Financial Planners" -- "I promise you a good return (implied financial investment return that is?). Every year, on your birthday, I will send you a card, "Many Happy returns". Or what about "Life-time gurantee". Question is, whose life time?. In my chosen business (of digging around cemetries, state Public Record offices) we often make joke about death and dying. My best friend specifically specified that she be buried in a cardboard coffin, and we did. Thing is, we had to order such a coffin from Adelaide. It looked quite "real". At the end of the day, we go back to the earth, and an expensive coffin makes no difference.

Now how did we get onto that subject?

Regards, LG

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