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Subject: Re: Lawyer Joke & Doctor joke


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Date Posted: 22:33:49 08/15/12 Wed
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In reply to: Little Grasshopper 's message, "Re: Lawyer Joke / Pilot joke" on 04:55:52 08/13/12 Mon
 Now how did we get onto this subject?

Cross-examination in Court

Q: Doctor Lim, you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of the late Mr. Semivalue at the Klang General Hospital?

A: It was in the evening. The post-mortem started about 5:30 P.M.

Q: And Mr. Semivalue was dead at the time, is that correct?

A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing a post mortem on him!
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