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Date Posted: 19:08:16 03/03/10 Wed
Author: Warren Byerly 56
Subject: Re: Jokes
In reply to: Warren Byerly 56 's message, "Jokes" on 15:41:58 02/26/10 Fri

An airliner is in trouble and the pilot instructs the stewardess' to tell everyone to buckle up.
He later calls back and asks if everyone is in their seats and the stewardess' say that everyone is except the lawyers and they are still passing out business cards.

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[> Re: Jokes -- Mike Mullis '68, 16:30:22 03/04/10 Thu

A man was charged with killing his wife. His lawyer visited him at jail to gather information. The following conversation occurred.

Attorney: Have you ever been charged with a crime.

Client: I was arrested twice before for murdering my first two wives, but the charges were dropped for lack of evidence.

Attorney: How did your first two wives die?

Client: From eating poison mushrooms.

Attorney: How did this wife die?

Client: She was hit in the head with a hammer.

Attorney: Did you hit her?

Client: I had a hammer in my hand, but it slipped. It hit her but it was an accident.

Attorney: Why were you standing next to her with a hammer to begin with?

Client: Well, you see, she wouldn't eat her mushrooms.


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