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Date Posted: 16:30:22 03/04/10 Thu
Author: Mike Mullis '68
Subject: Re: Jokes
In reply to: Warren Byerly 56 's message, "Jokes" on 15:41:58 02/26/10 Fri

A man was charged with killing his wife. His lawyer visited him at jail to gather information. The following conversation occurred.

Attorney: Have you ever been charged with a crime.

Client: I was arrested twice before for murdering my first two wives, but the charges were dropped for lack of evidence.

Attorney: How did your first two wives die?

Client: From eating poison mushrooms.

Attorney: How did this wife die?

Client: She was hit in the head with a hammer.

Attorney: Did you hit her?

Client: I had a hammer in my hand, but it slipped. It hit her but it was an accident.

Attorney: Why were you standing next to her with a hammer to begin with?

Client: Well, you see, she wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

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[> Re: Jokes -- Barbara, 11:21:27 03/05/10 Fri

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”

Mark Twain


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[> [> Re: Jokes -- fred 64, 09:35:04 03/06/10 Sat

One day a florist went to a Barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the Barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the Barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the Barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the Barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the Barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the Barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it


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