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Date Posted: 08:52:40 05/17/11 Tue
Author: Donna Ray '51
Subject: Re: Where is everyone?
In reply to: Warren Byerly '56 's message, "Where is everyone?" on 18:38:36 04/01/11 Fri

Warren and all -- love these jokes! So far I'm voting for the "son to Israel" one (if I had a vote!) Let's have more.

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[> Re: Where is everyone? -- Donna Ray '51, 09:07:21 05/17/11 Tue

My grandson sent me this:

A Texan was driving in the Israeli desert. He was feeling thirsty, and he noticed a tiny house in the distance, so he drove up and knocked on the door

The owner, a wrinkled old man, let him in and gave him a glass of water.

"Do you own this place?" asked the Texan, making polite conversation.

"Yes."

"Why do you live out here in the desert?"

"I raise chickens."

The Texan looked around him. "How big is this place, anyway?"

"Hmmm - it must be about twenty yards at the front. And at the back, it's maybe sixty! Well, fifty, at least."

The Texan grinned. "Back in the States," he said, "I own a ranch just outside Dallas. I get up at dawn, and I get in my car and drive. I keep driving, all day, right into the evening. And I still don't reach the boundary of my ranch."

"Oh dear," said the old man, "I once had a car like that."


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