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Date Posted: 23:15:03 01/31/03 Fri
Author: Curtis Mayhem
Subject: Let's Dance.

No better way to get back in the swing of things than a good ole three way match. Me, Hitman, and Hysteria, all for all, holdin nothin back. Sure, I get to fight, after two weeks off, but hey, I can deal with a three way. I've had plenty of threesomes before, and in those, I was always on top. This week doesn't seem to be any different.

Japan is known as the Land of the Rising Sun. It just so happens that Curtis Mayhem is a creature of the night.

He lives that life of excess that many of us hear about out of rock stars. Long hair, plenty of drinks, tons of women, fast cars, noise complaints, trashed hotels, huge parties, and no hangover the morning after.

Things have been pretty good so far. My first match is a qualifying match for this new PRO Title. Needless to say, I won easily over that Bistiza dude. He's a tough guy, but hey, I'm the one that qualified, right?

But yeah, like I said, I had the past two weeks off. Not cool, but that was just more time off to throw back a few and bring a few chicks back to the hotel room ya know? The way it stands now, I'm in a standard three way dance with Hitman and Hysteria. There's nothin special to this match, no stipulation. Just a three way match. Now sure, I got the PRO Title to look forward to in the future. I could just sit back, not go all out, and let either Himan or Hysteria win the match with ease. But that's not gonna happen!

After getting off of the plane, Curtis decided to sit around in the Air Toyko Airport and conduct this interview.

Sitting next to him is CWF reporter George Redding. But Curtis, the way he is, always calls him "Jackson." Redding is a middle aged man, wearing blue jeans and a CWF T shirt. Nothing compared to Mayhem.

Dressed in a pair of red pleather pants and a silver colored Playboy T shirt, Curtis, with his suitcases at his feet, continues to sit in the terminal area. As usual, the blue bandanas are found around his wrists, and his golden hair is resting upon his shoulders.

Hitman and Hysteria. If it's one thing I just can't stand, it's these guys that have one word pseudonyms. They can't give us their real name, and to top it off, they keep throwin shit on the pile and call themselves "Hitman" or "Hysteria." Ok, Hitman is a profession. Hysteria is a Def Leppard album. That's as far as I see it.

Redding has a confused look on his face as he butts in. Curtis, you mean to tell me that you have no clue about either of these guys?

A quick laugh slips out of Curtis as he shakes his head, smiling widely. Don't know jack crap about em. But what's the worry? That's where I differ from those two. I hear the name Hitman, and I think of Bret Hart. NOT the guy here in the CWF. I hear the name Hysteria, and I can hear crickets chirping. I don't know anything about these guys. But those two hafta know about me. They HAVE to. I'm in the PRO Title tournament. My name's been here and there since I beat Bistiza. Hitman? Hysteria? As far as I know, their names have been on police record files the past month.

The confident tone is obvious in Curtis's voice. He places his hands behind his head, looking very relaxed. A quick grin appears on Curtis's face as he eyes up an attractive Japanese woman standing behind an airline counter. Her black hair reaches down to the center of her back, waving about as she assists flight passengers. Her dark brown eyes peer back and forth as she greets passengers with her sexy Japanese voice.

From what I heard, Hysteria beat Hitman a few times before, and yadda yadda. Hitman seems like he's just a "blip" on the radar. The only guy that's made any noise about this match is Hysteria, but it seems he's just full of hot air and has nothin worthwhile to say. No surprise really.

As for Hitman, hey, he can stay quiet all day if he wants. Either way, I don't care. He's best stayin in a gym and workin out to get in shape. He'll need it, trust me. Sure, it might be too early in the week to run my mouth, but what better time than the present? Hysteria doesn't scare me, and Hitman's record speaks for itself. Dare I say I'm the heavy favorite to win the match, but ya see, it goes like this.

Curtis leans forward, resting his hands on his knees. He looks in front of him to the attractive and begins nodding in appreciation. I've been involved in plenty of matches in my day. The one I never won was a four way dance. Maybe the "dance" curse lives on, maybe it doesn't. But as sure as I'm gonna nail that chick behind the counter tonight...I'm gonna guarantee a victory. No questions asked. Hysteria doesn't have anything goin for him right now. Except a losing streak that's gonna continue. Hitman? Well, we know that he's about as talented as a paper bag.

Curtis grabs his bags, stands up, and looks over to Redding. I'll meet ya in the arena sometime later Jackson. I got some "exercise" to do if ya know what I mean.

Curtis raises his eyebrows with excitment as he approaches the airline counter, a big smile on his face.

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