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Date Posted: 21:46:19 12/20/02 Fri
Author: Hysteria
Subject: Beers, Cheers, and Fears (The Intro)

The Rusty Cup, a bar just outside of Birmingham, AL..A tall, bald man with a long goatee is sitting up at the bar drinking a Bud and talking to a friend..His friend is a foot shorter and at least 70 pounds lighter than the big man, but he carries his own version of muscle in a holster on his hip...The big man suddenly laughs out laughing and almost falls out of his stool..


Hysteria: ..so he had a hampster stuck up his butt?? That's funny as hell...Musta hurt too...So, anyways, you want me to get you tickets to the first event I'm in Joe?..I don't know when it is gunna be, but I can probably get the hook up.


Joe:Nah man. I mean I'd love to go but there's one little problem...Money!! Free tickets, good..But I can't afford the trip probably..Do you know... Wait, nevermind...Of course you don't know where your first show will be since you don't even know when it will be...You in good with the prez?


Hysteria is in mid drink when this question is asked and he spews beer all over the bartender...He then gives Joe a weird stare and finally responds..


Hysteria: The Prez!? Man, that guy is such a dick...You know what I'm all about dude...The fans!! Always will be about the fans....The prez isn't about the fans, he's about the money...Just like every other prez out there....Including that Bush guy....He's a heel, a bigass one...and I'm not...Didn't you know that?


Joe: Sorry...Damn....I know your uptight when it comes to being all about the fans...I didn't know he was a heel. Although you do have a point, pretty much everyone in a position of power is just in it for the money..


They ask the bartender for a couple more jugs of beer and Hysteria slips him an fifty spot and apologizes for spewing on him...They both drink and Hysteria lights up a smoke..


Hysteria: Don't get me wrong..He did give me a job so he can't be all bad..I'm just happy to be back in the wrestling game where I can get back to what I used to love in the old days...And that's scaring the bejeezus out of people...Ya know how I am dude..There was once a dude who claimed to be some sort of cerebral assassin...Playin with people's heads and such....Well if there was ever anyone who was best at toying with people, it's me..


Joe: True, True...Well hey man, I think I drank too much...Can you give me a ride home?


Hysteria: No way, I'm drunker than you...Let's just take a cab...Don't wanna go to jail for DUI before I even have one match man..


Joe just nods as Hysteria drops a hundred on the counter. They both walk out and flag down a cab, which almost takes off Hysteria's right arm as he is flagging.. They stuble over and get in and before the door shuts...


Hysteria: Hampster up his ass...that's just too funny man...



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