Chuck Norris -- Texas A&M Men's Club Volleyball

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, [4] ]

Subject: Chuck Norris

Author:
phelps

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 21:57:04 02/27/06 Mon
Author Host/IP: ip70-191-174-88.fv.dl.cox.net/70.191.174.88

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris� hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn�t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Subject	Author	Date
The ride home's chuck jokes	Scott	22:09:36 02/27/06 Mon
Re: The ride home's chuck jokes -- phelps, 22:15:40 02/27/06 Mon Damn I love this stuff -- Phelps, 22:17:31 02/27/06 Mon