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Date Posted: 09:25:08 09/30/02 Mon
Author: Gumby
Subject: Re: Ohhh..!
In reply to: Frank 's message, "Re: Ohhh..!" on 13:33:55 09/27/02 Fri

Hey King of Hate,
If I hold Frank down while you pummel him with your fists, can I stay?

No offense Frank, but these are desperate times and this is a negative board so I guess I shouln't be funny here.

This reminds me of that Star Trek episode with the mirror universe with the evil Federation and evil Kirk. Spock had a goatee so they must have just visited the faire. Hmm, I wonder what the name of that episode was?

Anyway I digress. Too easily distracted I guess. What with this being and negative board and all.

Now look I've digressed again. Guess I'll just click on Send.

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[> [> [> Re: Ohhh..! -- King of Hate, 14:10:20 09/30/02 Mon

Ok. This is a limited time offer. If a select few people want to hold down Frank while someone hits him, I think we can let them come onto the cool board on a trial basis. But they have to be cool, funny, violent or mean. So that means that Ryann Bailey had better not post in here anymore. And they should try to recall a true story from KRF,. back when it had magic.. before Ryann killed the magic,. and that poor old woman in the wheelchair who was sleeping.


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[> [> [> [> Re: Ohhh..! -- Frank, 14:31:22 09/30/02 Mon

I'm all for the King of Hate holding me down while Gumby hits me. In fact, after being hit by the King of Hate for so long, I'd actually look forward to being hit by Gumby.


Um, I mean, don't let Gumby hit me. It would hurt too much. Oh Lordy please don't let Gumby hit me in that briar patch.


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Ohhh..! -- Gumby, 07:43:18 10/01/02 Tue

Briar patch eh? You sure you wouldn't like it if I threw you in the briar patch?

Well, as this is the negative Rennie board I'll have to do something else. Like put Frank in this brand new state of the art Iron Maiden. Yes it's the new Iron Maiden. Brought back from the 80's Iron Maiden will continue to play until Frank's ears bleed and his eye balls bug out. All that loud metal music, all that hair, all that stuff which Frank hates so much such as his unmentionables!! Act now and we'll throw in Twisted Sister!! and if you're really into it, we'll even give you Duran Duran and Wham!! How's that for torture? Hmmm?? Had enough yet Frank? Perhaps I could throw in a little Jon Tesch? Tower or Power? K.C. and the Sunshine Band? Hmmm?? I'm starting to like this torturing of Frank.

Perhaps Styx will stop by for a little greatest hits concert? Then we'll have Vanilla Ice come over to demonstrate his superior rap ability. Followed by Bananarama and the Bangles!! Oh don't get too comfortable Frank because they'll be playing behind a curtain, while Nelson lip syncs to their songs!!!

Don't stop me I'm on a roll now!! When that's over and done and Frank starts to think the worst is over, then I'll pull out all the stops. Dianna Ross will be paying a little visit for some disco hits!! Muhahahahaaaa.

Think you've had enough just wait until Wilson Phillips shows up!! Oh yeah, some nice happy tunes from them ought to soften up that cold exterior of yours Frank.

Now that I've softenend you up, it's time to run you through. Next on our venue Debbie Gibson will be making an appearance to sing a couple of duets with Yoko Ono!!!

And Finally when you're begging to be put out of your musical misery, I'll dig up my arch nemesis who I have so totally crushed and made disappear off the charts and the world entirely!!

Can you guess who it is??





Yep that's right HANSON!!





And finally for his.. I mean your entertainment, you be shipped to the happiest place on earth. Yes you will be fully entertained by a private concert with Michael Jackson!!



How's that for a good beating. And you thought it would be pleasant compared to the King of Hate!!


Ah hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!


Now you can feel the hate!!!


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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Ohhh..! -- Frank, impervious to your little tortures, 14:05:31 10/01/02 Tue

Dear Mr. Gumby,
I have to say that all you have detailed in your previous missive does indeed seem pleasant compared to the King of Hate. I can stand any sort of horrendous music at any level. After all, I've listened to the KRF Pub Sing long enough to build up an immunity to musical torture.

And as for what Michael Jackson might do to me, even though my sphincter is still sore from seven years working at KRF, that too is pleasant compared to the King of Hate.

Uh...not that the King would be doing anything with my sphincter, I just mean that what Michael Jackson would do is nothing compared to...oh, shit. I think he read this already. Now he's really going to hurt me.

Thanks a lot, Gumby! I'll get you for this! If it's the last thing I do, I'll get...oh, shit...He's coming! Nowhere to run...have to try to hide under the...NO! NO! I wasn't trying to hide! I'd never hide! I know I need to be punished! Not the face again! Not the face! PLEASE!
DAMN YOU, GUMBY! DA-A-A-A-A-A-AMN YO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OU!


The sender of this post is no longer available.
God rest his soul.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Ohhh..! -- Gumby, 07:54:42 10/02/02 Wed

That's one down, several more to go.

Mistress Ryann, I believe this will get easier as more and more members of you list are "eliminated from the running"


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[> [> [> Re: Ohhh..! -- StacyAnn, 17:05:25 09/30/02 Mon

I could ban Ryann but that'd mean we'd ban Dave too! =)

StacyAnn who is just joking...


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[> [> [> [> Re: Ohhh..! -- Dave, 00:23:27 10/01/02 Tue

Maybe we should ban Ryann

Than I can talk about lesbians and chinese buffets and Godzilla


and lesbians


oh, I do that anyway......


Why does she put up with me ?














..........and lesbians



aaahhhhhhh















KRF.U. get it?


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Ohhh..! -- Rob, 13:24:48 10/01/02 Tue

Dave Stickney, ladies and gentlemen. The Howard Stern of the Ren scene.


Only funnier.


And with more lesbians.





The all-female mudpit show was only the beginning, you know...


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