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Subject: Heres one for Blode... American/Canadian temperature chart..

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Henry / Elorin

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Date Posted: 18:12:14 11/19/02 Tue

70 above; Teaxans turn on heat and unpack thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the lakes.

60 above; North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens.

50 above; Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Canada sunbathe

40 above; Italian & English cars won't start. People in Canada drive with the windows down.

32 above; Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 above; Floridians don coats' thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above; Philadelphia landlords finally turn up heat. People in Canada have last cookout before it gets cold.

0 degrees; People in Miami all die.... Canadians lick the flagpole.

20 below; Californians fly to Mexico. Canadians get out their winter coats.

40 below; Hollywood disintergrates. The Girls Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.

60 below; Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below; Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Canada rent some videos.

100 below; Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below; Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below; All atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale. People in Canada start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya eh?"

500 below; Hell freezes over. The Canucks win the Stanley Cup.

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Subject	Author	Date
I can relate to that!	Mau Xu	18:50:54 11/19/02 Tue

hee hee	Blodeuedd	21:56:18 11/19/02 Tue
Canada is not bad for a U.S. Territory. -- garridian, 11:37:26 11/20/02 Wed I have been hearing that alot lately... (NT) -- Mau X, 13:38:40 11/20/02 Wed