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Subject: hee hee

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Blodeuedd

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Date Posted: 21:56:18 11/19/02 Tue
In reply to: Henry / Elorin 's message, "Heres one for Blode... American/Canadian temperature chart.." on 18:12:14 11/19/02 Tue

Two Canadians die in an ice fishing accident. In the afterlife, they run into the devil who goes on about eteral damnation among other things.

It suddenly gets very hot, everyone stops pushing boulders around in circles to yell and scream. The two Canadians put on some tropical cloths, pull out lawn chairs and begin to tan.

"What is wrong with you!" The devil demands.

"Nothing, eh. Its just that we are used to cold, cold weather, this is nice for a change." Say the Canadians.

So, the angry devil decides to make it even hotter. Again, everyone stops pushing boulders and yell and scream even louder than before. But the two Canadians, pull out a keg of beer a hibachi.

"What are you doing!" The devil yells. "You are in the realm of pain and suffering!"

"Well, we've never been to Mexico before, eh" The two Canadians reply.

The devil is fuming at this point, so he decides to make change things around, and makes it incredibly cold. There is silence since everyone is stuck to the boulders or planted to the groud. Silence everywhere except for the two Canadians, who are cheering and giving each other high fives in celebration.

"What is it now!" the devil scowls.

"We've got beer and hot dogs, eh. And now the Canucks won the Stanley Cup! Come join the party."

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Subject	Author	Date
Canada is not bad for a U.S. Territory.	garridian	11:37:26 11/20/02 Wed
I have been hearing that alot lately... (NT) -- Mau X, 13:38:40 11/20/02 Wed