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Subject: Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Redwall


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Neela & Bronte
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Date Posted: 17:40:38 11/28/11 Mon
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I thought we should try a new forum game to keep the Laughing Place going while the parodists are writing new episodes.

I wrote these a few months ago and never got around to posting them:

- I am no longer allowed to sing in minor key while everybeast else sings in major key, or vice versa, as it throws all of the other singers off.

- The sword of Martin the Warrior is not a cake slicer, walking staff, timber axe, music baton, or an appropriate substitute in “Spin the Bottle”.

- I am no longer allowed to paint murals on the walls without explicit condition, no matter how easily the paint washes off. Additionally, I am no longer granted this permission from dibbuns or drunken groups of abbey beasts in the cellars.

- In the highly likely event of an attack on the Abbey, I am no longer allowed to wrangle money or minions from the foebeasts by selling them cheese, wine, or dancing lessons.

- I am no longer allowed to speak to anybeast as if I am a role-playing character, nor am I allowed to speak in the third person about myself.

- As long as I am not a hare, I am no longer allowed to imitate the speech mannerisms of the hares at Salamandastron, no matter how good I am at it.

- That being said, I am also no longer allowed to imitate moles, sea-faring beasts, or Northerners if I am not, in fact, a mole, sea-faring beast, or Northerner, respectively speaking.

- I am no longer allowed to sing the “Hedgehog Song”, the “Badger Song”, or any other inappropriate or annoying song depicting animals. I am especially no longer allowed to teach the lyrics to the dibbuns and younger beasts.

- I am no longer allowed to give the dibbuns caffeine.

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Is anyone interested in playing? If so, add some of your own! It's a lot of fun!

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I am no longer allowed to lick the friar's spoons unless he is quite sure he is finished with them. I am no longer allowed to splash the sister if she bathes me. (*cue shudder*) Rolling around in the snow or having a water fight in the pond is not the same as taking a bath. (NT)Kryl & Vel (Giggling)18:11:45 11/28/11 Mon
Oh yes, and one more: Spoons are not good catapults at the dinner table. In fact, spoons are never good catapults. And nothing is a good catapult at the dinner table. Catapults just aren't good. (NT)Kryl & Vel (Smirk)18:18:35 11/28/11 Mon
I am no longer allowed to dye the Abbey Pond bright pink. Or green. Or any other color. I am also not allowed to dye my fur blue and pretend that I am part of Ungatt Trunn's horde. (NT)Neela & Bronte11:01:39 12/03/11 Sat
I am no longer allowed to replace the sugar in the sugar bowl with salt. (NT)Neela & Bronte12:16:17 12/04/11 Sun
I am no longer allowed within pawsreach of hotroot pepper and/or summerfruit trifle (NT)Burfle15:12:02 12/04/11 Sun
I am no longer allowed to dress up like Cluny and terrorize younger dibbuns. Or dress up like Slagar. Or any possible Redwall villian of any variety. (NT)Firska Firebright14:10:53 12/06/11 Tue
I am no longer allowed to pretend to be Gonff by snitching things.Neela & Bronte fan girl (grinning wickedly)16:55:17 12/13/11 Tue
I am no longer allowed to ring the abbey bells whenever Cluny or Gabool are within hearing distance. (NT)Neela & Bronte07:53:08 12/22/11 Thu
I am no longer allowed to put hotroot pepper on the candied chestnuts and give them to unsuspecting dibbuns. (NT)Neela & Bronte17:39:48 12/25/11 Sun
Ah am no longer allowed tae hit yon dibuns over the head with a wooden spatula (NT)Keita, Ardilla and Gladiola (Not sure)08:34:00 01/26/13 Sat
Re: Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At RedwallSorrel Aya Mirroc15:14:18 01/26/13 Sat


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