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Subject: I am no longer allowed to pretend to be Gonff by snitching things.

Author:
Neela & Bronte fan girl (grinning wickedly)

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Date Posted: 16:55:17 12/13/11 Tue
Author Host/IP: wsip-98-172-115-251.ks.ks.cox.net/98.172.115.251
In reply to: Neela & Bronte 's message, "Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Redwall" on 17:40:38 11/28/11 Mon

>I thought we should try a new forum game to keep the
>Laughing Place going while the parodists are writing
>new episodes.
>
>I wrote these a few months ago and never got around to
>posting them:
>
>- I am no longer allowed to sing in minor key while
>everybeast else sings in major key, or vice versa, as
>it throws all of the other singers off.
>
>- The sword of Martin the Warrior is not a cake
>slicer, walking staff, timber axe, music baton, or an
>appropriate substitute in �Spin the Bottle�.
>
>- I am no longer allowed to paint murals on the walls
>without explicit condition, no matter how easily the
>paint washes off. Additionally, I am no longer granted
>this permission from dibbuns or drunken groups of
>abbey beasts in the cellars.
>
>- In the highly likely event of an attack on the
>Abbey, I am no longer allowed to wrangle money or
>minions from the foebeasts by selling them cheese,
>wine, or dancing lessons.
>
>- I am no longer allowed to speak to anybeast as if I
>am a role-playing character, nor am I allowed to speak
>in the third person about myself.
>
>- As long as I am not a hare, I am no longer allowed
>to imitate the speech mannerisms of the hares at
>Salamandastron, no matter how good I am at it.
>
>- That being said, I am also no longer allowed to
>imitate moles, sea-faring beasts, or Northerners if I
>am not, in fact, a mole, sea-faring beast, or
>Northerner, respectively speaking.
>
>- I am no longer allowed to sing the �Hedgehog Song�,
>the �Badger Song�, or any other inappropriate or
>annoying song depicting animals. I am especially no
>longer allowed to teach the lyrics to the dibbuns and
>younger beasts.
>
>- I am no longer allowed to give the dibbuns caffeine.
>
>---
>Is anyone interested in playing? If so, add some of
>your own! It's a lot of fun!

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I am no longer allowed to ring the abbey bells whenever Cluny or Gabool are within hearing distance. (NT)	Neela & Bronte	07:53:08 12/22/11 Thu