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Author: Riv & Riana [ Edit | View ]
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Date Posted: 15:12:04 12/18/11 Sun (pool-72-73-103-220.ptldme.east.myfairpoint.net/72.73.103.220)
Please tell me you remember these. I do. Come on, they're classic!
Unfortunately, Cluny and his horde of vermin were camping on the train tracks. -- Yturi, 15:17:38 06/09/08 Mon
Fortunately, they went off chasing something or other right before the train came! (NT) -- Samkin, 07:52:16 06/10/08 Tue
Unfortunately, because of the fact that trains don't exist in redwall, the train and tracks suddenly vanished into thin air right as the train was in the center of a bridge spanning a deep ravine that no one can tell how deep it is. (the bridge disappeared too.) -- Yturi, 14:45:01 06/10/08 Tue
Fortunately, Laird Mactalon caught Mattimeo and carried him to Redwall. (NT) -- Samkin, 07:06:57 06/11/08 Wed
Unfortunately, Redwall was under attack. (NT) -- Zelda, 09:28:27 06/11/08 Wed
Fortunately, the redwall that was being attacked wasn't the real redwall, it was a blow-up decoy redwall meant to fool the vermin that were attaking it. -- Yturi, 11:21:01 06/11/08 Wed
Unfortunately, there were several beasts inside the fake Redwall. (NT) -- Riv & Stream, 16:59:42 06/15/08 Sun
Fortunately, those beasts were of the vermin type, and the reason they were in the decoy redwall was because they thought that it wasd the real redwall and thought that they had lucked out by taking over what they thought was the real redwall. -- Yturi, 12:32:30 06/16/08 Mon
Unfortunately, one of the arrows poked a hole in the wall, and another in the building. They both began to collapse--with Mattimeo in the building! (NT) -- Samkin, 10:08:54 06/17/08 Tue
Fortunately, a Winged Muffin swooped down, picked up Mattimeo, and deposited him safely 3 feet away from the collapsing structure (so he could remain safe, but still have a good view of the building falling down). -- Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru, 21:00:34 06/18/08 Wed
Unfortunately, a winged cookie picked him up and dropped him 1 foot away from the collapsing building, far too close. (NT) -- Riv & Stream, 13:05:18 06/20/08 Fri
Fortunately, he just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico! (NT) -- Samkin, 06:31:40 06/25/08 Wed
Unfortunately, no one can see how geiko car insurance can help with being one foot away from a colapsing blow-up-redwall-building -- Yturi, 12:11:50 06/25/08 Wed
Fortunately, Martin the Warrior POOFed up and showed Mattimeo how to POOF away. (NT) -- Samkin, 14:52:00 06/25/08 Wed
Unfortunately, he poofed into the middle of Cluny's horde. (NT) -- Mossyra, 15:05:35 06/25/08 Wed
Fortunatly, mattimeo was see-through, so nobody saw him. -- Yturi, 14:53:49 06/30/08 Mon
Unfortunately, the inactivity of theLaughin Place put him to sleep, and his snores betrayed his position. (NT) -- Samkin, 06:52:36 07/12/08 Sat
Fortunately, when he sneezed, it caused Mattimeo to be propelled at the speed of light out of the camp, and into the real abbey where he belonged. -- Yturi, 14:32:17 07/12/08 Sat
Unfortunately, he sneeze. He snored. And he became visible again. And woke up. (NT) -- Samkin, 04:06:01 07/13/08 Sun
Fortunately, he woke up in the infirmary of redwall. (although, I'm not sure that's a fortunately) -- Yturi, 13:30:37 07/15/08 Tue
Unfortunately, Verdauga Greeneyes was facing off Cluny in the Infirmary, right where Mattimeo was sleeping. (NT) -- The Ghost of Redtail Future, 17:54:22 07/15/08 Tue
Fortunately, all the noise caused the infirmary sister to see what the ruckus was, and she physicked them both until they were unconsious and had dangerously slow and weak pulses -- Yturi, 18:07:48 07/21/08 Mon
Unfortunately, she physicked Mattimeo too! (NT) -- Astro, 16:58:30 07/30/08 Wed
Fortunately, he was able to escape and find DAB, who gave him their super-secret antidote to physick. (NT) -- Aquamarine, 13:25:19 08/05/08 Tue
Unfortunately, the sister found out and... and... BATHED them all!!!!! *gasp* (NT) -- Zelda, 07:44:47 08/06/08 Wed
Fortunately, Jim the Gerbil appeared and took them back through time/space so they could escape. (NT) -- Mossyra, 19:15:59 08/08/08 Fri
unfortunately, the time machine broke when it was halfway through the time-space continuum. -- Yturi, 17:47:18 08/10/08 Sun
Fortunately, they were spewed out before the time machine self-destructed. (NT) -- Mossyra, 09:01:15 08/11/08 Mon
Unfortunately, they were transported to the real universe and were spewed out in front of a crowd of witch-hunters. (NT) -- Redtail, 12:32:16 08/11/08 Mon
Fortunatelty, they weren't real witch-hunters, they were pretending to be witch hunters becasue they were in a play. -- Yturi, 13:23:42 08/11/08 Mon
Unfortunately, this is getting a bit strange and I'm starting a new one. One day, Matthias was walking along outside Redwall with a chainsaw when a rat jumped out at him. (NT) -- Mossyra, 11:23:39 08/12/08 Tue
Fortunately, he was able to defend himself with the chainsaw. -- Zelda, 09:13:17 08/13/08 Wed
Unfortunately, chainsaws don't exist in Redwall, so it disappeared before he could kill the rat. (NT) -- Redtail, 10:05:09 08/13/08 Wed
Fortunately, he found a sword to defend himself with. (NT) -- Mossyra, 13:47:10 08/13/08 Wed
Unfortunately, it was plastic. (NT) -- Stoakly, 19:03:29 08/13/08 Wed
Fotunately, the rat thought it was real and ran away. (NT) -- Mossyra, 07:58:50 08/15/08 Fri
Fortunately, the rat was not dangerous, just lost. (NT) -- Zelda, 13:56:53 08/20/08 Wed
Eh, unfortunately the rat woke up a hungry adder, who tried to eat Matthias. (We're on to Matthias now, right?) -- Semi-Ghost of Redtail Uberness, 21:28:41 08/24/08 Sun
OOC: Guess so. BIC: Fortunately, Matthias whacked the adder with his plastic sword and knocked it out long enough to get away. (NT) -- Mossyra, 06:35:37 08/25/08 Mon
Unfortunately, Matthias ran into a marsh and fell in. OOC: Anyone can join fortunately-unfortunately, right? (NT) -- Neela, 10:45:06 09/06/08 Sat
Fortunately there was a sunken raft lodged on tree roots in the marsh, preventing Matthias from being submerged. -- Cetera came back for a brief visit, 12:20:53 09/25/08 Thu
Unfortunately, a large fish jumped out of the marsh and attempted to eat Matthias and his plastic sword. OOC: Yup. ^^ -- Aquamarine, 09:54:46 11/01/08 Sat
Fortunately, a huge pumpkin fell out of the sky and knocked the fish aside. -- Neela, 19:30:14 11/01/08 Sat
Unfortunately, the pumpkin shattered and a piece hit Matthias on the head (NT) -- Riverstream & Riana, 15:42:36 11/06/08 Thu
Fortunately Matthias was hungry and ate the Pumpkin. (NT) -- Rocc Arrem (The inactive squirrel), 19:21:18 12/08/08 Mon
Unfortunately, cornflower wanted to make a pumpkin pie out of the pumpkin, and was really mad at matthias -- Gigi, 09:08:49 12/14/08 Sun
Fortunately, she forgot all about it (NT) -- Riv & Riana, 09:22:46 12/21/08 Sun
Unfortunately, Martin was hungry, and wanted to eat the pumpkin pie -- Yturi, 12:06:41 12/25/08 Thu
Fortunately, they got back to Redwall and discovered an enormous pumpkin pie fight with the guosim and the Long Patrol, as well as every other good creature in Mossflower. (NT) -- Samkin, 20:07:53 12/28/08 Sun
Unfortunately, the long patrol, being mainly comprised of gluttonous hares, had already devoured all of the pumpkin pie that was edible, leaving none for any of the other creatures -- Yturi, 07:10:39 12/30/08 Tue
Fortunately, another pumpkin pie fell out of the sky (NT) -- Riv & Riana, 11:43:51 12/30/08 Tue
Unfortunately, Basil ate it before anyone else could. -- Neela, 11:28:12 12/31/08 Wed
Re: New fortunately-unfortunately -- Keyla Wavebattle, 15:35:47 01/21/09 Wed
Fortunately, no one cared about pumpkin pie any more, and wanted gooseberry crumble instead. -- Gigi, 15:26:28 06/01/09 Mon
Unfortunately, the only pies that fell out of the sky were pumpkin (NT) -- P & C, 08:18:24 06/02/09 Tue
Fortunately, Gooseberry crumble isn't techniacally a pie, so it fell out of the sky, accompanying the pumpkin pie -- Yturi, 12:34:05 06/05/09 Fri
Unfortunately, once the crumble hit the ground it disappeared into thin air (NT) -- Pookister, 14:44:00 06/05/09 Fri
Fortunately, nobody noticed because all of a sudden, a spaceship suddenly laded on top of their beloved abbey -- Yturi, 09:59:07 06/09/09 Tue
Re: New fortunately-unfortunately -- P & C, 04:57:42 06/12/09 Fri
Unfortunately, the aliens inside were actually vermin wanting revenge on Basil for eating they're pies that had fallen out of their ship (NT) -- P & C (opus, sorry i did it wrong last time), 08:08:46 06/15/09 Mon
Fortunately, spaceships don't exist in Redwall, and they all mysteriously vanished. (NT) -- Mossyra and Riverdew, 06:37:50 06/22/09 Mon
Unfortunatly, whaen the spaceship vanished it took the abbey's roof along with it. -- Thrush Widerudder, 12:06:35 06/29/09 Mon
Re: Unfortunatly, whaen the spaceship vanished it took the abbey's roof along with it. -- Thrush Wideruddder, 12:07:05 06/29/09 Mon
Fortunately, Brian Jacques heard about it and wrote Redwall Abbey a new roof. (NT) -- Mossyra and Riverdew, 10:26:31 06/30/09 Tue
Fortunatly, he added extra-strong roof nails so the roof would never dissapear again. (NT) -- Thrush Wideruddder, 02:14:52 07/01/09 Wed
Unfortunately, just then the River Moss decided to flood. (NT) -- Neela & Bronte, 16:42:25 07/02/09 Thu
Fortunately, Mattimeo had a VERY large cruise boat. (NT) -- Chepsonek, 19:43:43 07/24/09 Fri
Unfortunately, the rabid muffins came and ate his boat. (NT) -- Riv & Riana, 13:15:53 03/08/10 Mon
Fortunately, the cruise boat made the rabid muffins choke, and Mattimeo was able to safely hop on their tops. (NT) -- Moss M.D., 14:35:56 03/08/10 Mon
Unfortunately, the muffins got waterlogged and started to sink! D: (NT) -- Firska Firebright (The crazy!), 15:37:38 03/08/10 Mon
Fortunately, by then the River Moss had stopped flooding, so the water receded and the muffins were beached on a rock. (NT) -- Moss M.D., 17:47:12 03/08/10 Mon
Unfortunately, the llamacorns came and ate the muffins and Mattimeo. FYI: Llamacorns belong to my friend, they're mixes between llamas and unicorns. -- Riv & Riana, 13:09:33 03/10/10 Wed
Fortunately Cregga Rose Eyes was nearby, and she grabbed the llamacorn and made it spit Mattimeo out. -- Moss M.D., 19:13:39 03/10/10 Wed
Unfortunately, Mattimeo was still partially chewed up. -- Riv & Riana, 12:52:50 03/11/10 Thu
Fortunately, his legs were uninjured, so Cregga walked him to Redwall to be checked out at the infirmary. -- Moss M.D., 19:29:09 03/11/10 Thu
Unfortunately, Cregga's blindness was playing up that day, and she accidentally walked both Mattimeo and herself into the ditch. (NT) -- Neela & Bronte, 19:27:53 03/13/10 Sat
Fortunately, the ditch was only an illusion. -- Riv & Riana, 10:22:27 03/14/10 Sun
Unfortunately, the brambles in the illusory ditch weren't (illusory, that is), and Cregga and Mattimeo were caught in them. (NT) -- Moss M.D., 18:27:43 03/14/10 Sun
Fortunately, the brambles weren't poisonous, so Cregga and Mattimeo were not severely injured. (NT) -- Riv & Riana, 13:26:12 03/18/10 Thu
Unfortunately, the brambles hid a nest of yellow-jackets, which flew out to sting them. (NT) -- Moss M.D., 15:33:27 03/21/10 Sun
Fortunatley, the yellow jackets were distracted by a magical flying strawberry tree (NT) -- Firska Firebright, 08:19:41 03/30/10 Tue
Unfortunately, the magical flying strawberry tree was only an illusion, so the yellow jackets returned to sting Cregga and Mattimeo. -- Riv & Riana, 13:45:21 03/30/10 Tue
Fortunatley, Cregga and Mattimeo were able to hide in the mud, so the yellow jackets couldn't sting them (NT) -- Firska Firebright, 17:09:28 04/10/10 Sat
Unfortunately, the mud was poisonous. -- riv and riana, 17:46:34 04/11/10 Sun
Fortunately, Mattimeo had some antidote with him for the poison, so the mud didn't harm him or Cregga. (NT) -- Neela & Bronte, 17:17:12 05/03/10 Mon
Unfortunately, the mud was really thick, and as it started to dry, it turned them into a pair of muddy statues! (NT) -- Moss M.D., 15:50:36 05/04/10 Tue
Fortunately, it started to rain, so the mud melted. (NT) -- Firska Firebright, 15:01:39 05/10/10 Mon
Unfortunately, this ruined their disguises and they were attacked by the yellow jackets again. -- Riv & Riana, 14:43:45 05/12/10 Wed
Fortunately, Tess and Tim decided it was high time that Cregga and Mattimeo got out of the ditch, so (with some help from Skipper and Matthias) they pulled the disheveled pair out of the ditch. -- Neela & Bronte, 15:07:37 05/14/10 Fri
Is this at all legible? Anywho, we should get these going again, at least for the sake of nostalgia.
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- Re: Fortunately-unfortunately -- Isaiah & Friends (Happy), 20:35:41 12/21/11 Wed
- Fortunately, DAB had a well-stocked supply of pillows that they could use to defend themselves from DAD. (NT) -- Neela & Bronte, 07:55:00 12/22/11 Thu
- Unfortunately the pillows had all ben set on fire during an unsupervised playing session, and had all been burned up (NT) -- Burfle, 13:48:39 12/22/11 Thu
- Fortunately, a backup stash of pillows existed. (NT) -- Riv & Riana, 15:12:59 12/22/11 Thu
- (Isaiah, we post our messages in the subject title, like how everything else is. That makes Voy easier to use.) Fortunately, DAD was stopped from stealing the backup stash by an army of pigeons! -- Riv & Riana, 12:34:07 12/24/11 Sat
- Unfortunately, DAD distracted the pigeons with breadcrumbs! (NT) -- Neela & Bronte, 17:42:24 12/25/11 Sun
- Fortunately, the pigeons spoke pidgin, which scarred and disgusted the DAD dibbuns. -- Riv & Riana, 07:28:40 12/26/11 Mon
- Fortunately, DAB soon came to their senses and began to attack the DAD dibbuns. -- Riv & Riana, 12:49:25 01/13/12 Fri
- Unfortunately, the whole DAD army was suddenly replaced by a horde of vermin and their vicious grandmothers! -- Isaiah & Friends, 17:59:03 01/13/12 Fri
- Fortunately, the vermin horde had forgotten to bathe, so the grandmothers were distracted from DAB because they had to dunk their smelly grandchildren in hot water and scrub them behind their ears. (NT) -- Neela & Bronte, 06:34:02 01/19/12 Thu
- Unfortunately, the vermin concocted a masterful scheme to escape their grandmothers. -- Riv & Riana, 14:28:24 01/19/12 Thu
- Unfortunately, the Dibbuns were also trapped and about to be bathed as well. -- Aquamarine, 15:10:11 03/11/12 Sun
- Fortunately, the dibbuns combined their skill and escaped, running back to their DAB hideout. -- Isaiah and Friends, 19:03:23 04/04/12 Wed
- Re: Fortunately-unfortunately -- BLOW UP GRODDIL, 10:25:57 01/20/13 Sun
- Unfortunately, the vicious grandmothers mistook them for vermin and started chasing them. (NT) -- Keita, Ardilla and Gladiola (Lonely), 08:29:45 01/26/13 Sat
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