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| Unfortunately, Cluny and his horde of vermin were camping on the train tracks. | Yturi | 15:17:38 06/09/08 Mon |
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| Fortunately, they went off chasing something or other right before the train came! (NT) | Samkin | 07:52:16 06/10/08 Tue |
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| Unfortunately, because of the fact that trains don't exist in redwall, the train and tracks suddenly vanished into thin air right as the train was in the center of a bridge spanning a deep ravine that no one can tell how deep it is. (the bridge disappeared too.) | Yturi | 14:45:01 06/10/08 Tue |
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| Fortunately, Laird Mactalon caught Mattimeo and carried him to Redwall. (NT) | Samkin | 07:06:57 06/11/08 Wed |
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| Unfortunately, Redwall was under attack. (NT) | Zelda | 09:28:27 06/11/08 Wed |
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| Fortunately, the redwall that was being attacked wasn't the real redwall, it was a blow-up decoy redwall meant to fool the vermin that were attaking it. | Yturi | 11:21:01 06/11/08 Wed |
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| Unfortunately, there were several beasts inside the fake Redwall. (NT) | Riv & Stream | 16:59:42 06/15/08 Sun |
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| Fortunately, those beasts were of the vermin type, and the reason they were in the decoy redwall was because they thought that it wasd the real redwall and thought that they had lucked out by taking over what they thought was the real redwall. | Yturi | 12:32:30 06/16/08 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, one of the arrows poked a hole in the wall, and another in the building. They both began to collapse--with Mattimeo in the building! (NT) | Samkin | 10:08:54 06/17/08 Tue |
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| Fortunately, a Winged Muffin swooped down, picked up Mattimeo, and deposited him safely 3 feet away from the collapsing structure (so he could remain safe, but still have a good view of the building falling down). | Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru | 21:00:34 06/18/08 Wed |
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| Unfortunately, a winged cookie picked him up and dropped him 1 foot away from the collapsing building, far too close. (NT) | Riv & Stream | 13:05:18 06/20/08 Fri |
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| Fortunately, he just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico! (NT) | Samkin | 06:31:40 06/25/08 Wed |
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| Unfortunately, no one can see how geiko car insurance can help with being one foot away from a colapsing blow-up-redwall-building | Yturi | 12:11:50 06/25/08 Wed |
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| Fortunately, Martin the Warrior POOFed up and showed Mattimeo how to POOF away. (NT) | Samkin | 14:52:00 06/25/08 Wed |
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| Unfortunately, he poofed into the middle of Cluny's horde. (NT) | Mossyra | 15:05:35 06/25/08 Wed |
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| Fortunatly, mattimeo was see-through, so nobody saw him. | Yturi | 14:53:49 06/30/08 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, the inactivity of theLaughin Place put him to sleep, and his snores betrayed his position. (NT) | Samkin | 06:52:36 07/12/08 Sat |
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| Fortunately, when he sneezed, it caused Mattimeo to be propelled at the speed of light out of the camp, and into the real abbey where he belonged. | Yturi | 14:32:17 07/12/08 Sat |
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| Unfortunately, he sneeze. He snored. And he became visible again. And woke up. (NT) | Samkin | 04:06:01 07/13/08 Sun |
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| Fortunately, he woke up in the infirmary of redwall. (although, I'm not sure that's a fortunately) | Yturi | 13:30:37 07/15/08 Tue |
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| Unfortunately, Verdauga Greeneyes was facing off Cluny in the Infirmary, right where Mattimeo was sleeping. (NT) | The Ghost of Redtail Future | 17:54:22 07/15/08 Tue |
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| Fortunately, all the noise caused the infirmary sister to see what the ruckus was, and she physicked them both until they were unconsious and had dangerously slow and weak pulses | Yturi | 18:07:48 07/21/08 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, she physicked Mattimeo too! (NT) | Astro | 16:58:30 07/30/08 Wed |
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| Fortunately, he was able to escape and find DAB, who gave him their super-secret antidote to physick. (NT) | Aquamarine | 13:25:19 08/05/08 Tue |
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| Unfortunately, the sister found out and... and... BATHED them all!!!!! *gasp* (NT) | Zelda | 07:44:47 08/06/08 Wed |
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| Fortunately, Jim the Gerbil appeared and took them back through time/space so they could escape. (NT) | Mossyra | 19:15:59 08/08/08 Fri |
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| unfortunately, the time machine broke when it was halfway through the time-space continuum. | Yturi | 17:47:18 08/10/08 Sun |
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| Fortunately, they were spewed out before the time machine self-destructed. (NT) | Mossyra | 09:01:15 08/11/08 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, they were transported to the real universe and were spewed out in front of a crowd of witch-hunters. (NT) | Redtail | 12:32:16 08/11/08 Mon |
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| Fortunatelty, they weren't real witch-hunters, they were pretending to be witch hunters becasue they were in a play. | Yturi | 13:23:42 08/11/08 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, this is getting a bit strange and I'm starting a new one. One day, Matthias was walking along outside Redwall with a chainsaw when a rat jumped out at him. (NT) | Mossyra | 11:23:39 08/12/08 Tue |
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| Fortunately, he was able to defend himself with the chainsaw. | Zelda | 09:13:17 08/13/08 Wed |
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| Unfortunately, chainsaws don't exist in Redwall, so it disappeared before he could kill the rat. (NT) | Redtail | 10:05:09 08/13/08 Wed |
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| Fortunately, he found a sword to defend himself with. (NT) | Mossyra | 13:47:10 08/13/08 Wed |
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| Unfortunately, it was plastic. (NT) | Stoakly | 19:03:29 08/13/08 Wed |
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| Fotunately, the rat thought it was real and ran away. (NT) | Mossyra | 07:58:50 08/15/08 Fri |
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| Fortunately, the rat was not dangerous, just lost. (NT) | Zelda | 13:56:53 08/20/08 Wed |
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| Eh, unfortunately the rat woke up a hungry adder, who tried to eat Matthias. (We're on to Matthias now, right?) | Semi-Ghost of Redtail Uberness | 21:28:41 08/24/08 Sun |
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| OOC: Guess so. BIC: Fortunately, Matthias whacked the adder with his plastic sword and knocked it out long enough to get away. (NT) | Mossyra | 06:35:37 08/25/08 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, Matthias ran into a marsh and fell in. OOC: Anyone can join fortunately-unfortunately, right? (NT) | Neela | 10:45:06 09/06/08 Sat |
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| Fortunately there was a sunken raft lodged on tree roots in the marsh, preventing Matthias from being submerged. | Cetera came back for a brief visit | 12:20:53 09/25/08 Thu |
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| Unfortunately, a large fish jumped out of the marsh and attempted to eat Matthias and his plastic sword. OOC: Yup. ^^ | Aquamarine | 09:54:46 11/01/08 Sat |
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| Fortunately, a huge pumpkin fell out of the sky and knocked the fish aside. | Neela | 19:30:14 11/01/08 Sat |
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| Unfortunately, the pumpkin shattered and a piece hit Matthias on the head (NT) | Riverstream & Riana | 15:42:36 11/06/08 Thu |
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| Unfortunately, cornflower wanted to make a pumpkin pie out of the pumpkin, and was really mad at matthias | Gigi | 09:08:49 12/14/08 Sun |
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| Fortunately, she forgot all about it (NT) | Riv & Riana | 09:22:46 12/21/08 Sun |
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| Unfortunately, Martin was hungry, and wanted to eat the pumpkin pie | Yturi | 12:06:41 12/25/08 Thu |
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| Fortunately, they got back to Redwall and discovered an enormous pumpkin pie fight with the guosim and the Long Patrol, as well as every other good creature in Mossflower. (NT) | Samkin | 20:07:53 12/28/08 Sun |
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| Unfortunately, the long patrol, being mainly comprised of gluttonous hares, had already devoured all of the pumpkin pie that was edible, leaving none for any of the other creatures | Yturi | 07:10:39 12/30/08 Tue |
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| Fortunately, another pumpkin pie fell out of the sky (NT) | Riv & Riana | 11:43:51 12/30/08 Tue |
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| Unfortunately, Basil ate it before anyone else could. | Neela | 11:28:12 12/31/08 Wed |
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| Re: New fortunately-unfortunately | Keyla Wavebattle | 15:35:47 01/21/09 Wed |
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| Fortunately, no one cared about pumpkin pie any more, and wanted gooseberry crumble instead. | Gigi | 15:26:28 06/01/09 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, the only pies that fell out of the sky were pumpkin (NT) | P & C | 08:18:24 06/02/09 Tue |
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| Fortunately, Gooseberry crumble isn't techniacally a pie, so it fell out of the sky, accompanying the pumpkin pie | Yturi | 12:34:05 06/05/09 Fri |
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| Unfortunately, once the crumble hit the ground it disappeared into thin air (NT) | Pookister | 14:44:00 06/05/09 Fri |
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| Fortunately, nobody noticed because all of a sudden, a spaceship suddenly laded on top of their beloved abbey | Yturi | 09:59:07 06/09/09 Tue |
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| Re: New fortunately-unfortunately | P & C | 04:57:42 06/12/09 Fri |
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| Fortunately, spaceships don't exist in Redwall, and they all mysteriously vanished. (NT) | Mossyra and Riverdew | 06:37:50 06/22/09 Mon |
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| Unfortunatly, whaen the spaceship vanished it took the abbey's roof along with it. | Thrush Widerudder | 12:06:35 06/29/09 Mon |
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| Fortunately, Brian Jacques heard about it and wrote Redwall Abbey a new roof. (NT) | Mossyra and Riverdew | 10:26:31 06/30/09 Tue |
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| Unfortunately, the rabid muffins came and ate his boat. (NT) | Riv & Riana | 13:15:53 03/08/10 Mon |
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| Fortunately, the cruise boat made the rabid muffins choke, and Mattimeo was able to safely hop on their tops. (NT) | Moss M.D. | 14:35:56 03/08/10 Mon |
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| Fortunately, by then the River Moss had stopped flooding, so the water receded and the muffins were beached on a rock. (NT) | Moss M.D. | 17:47:12 03/08/10 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, the llamacorns came and ate the muffins and Mattimeo. FYI: Llamacorns belong to my friend, they're mixes between llamas and unicorns. | Riv & Riana | 13:09:33 03/10/10 Wed |
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| Fortunately Cregga Rose Eyes was nearby, and she grabbed the llamacorn and made it spit Mattimeo out. | Moss M.D. | 19:13:39 03/10/10 Wed |
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| Unfortunately, Mattimeo was still partially chewed up. | Riv & Riana | 12:52:50 03/11/10 Thu |
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| Fortunately, his legs were uninjured, so Cregga walked him to Redwall to be checked out at the infirmary. | Moss M.D. | 19:29:09 03/11/10 Thu |
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| Unfortunately, Cregga's blindness was playing up that day, and she accidentally walked both Mattimeo and herself into the ditch. (NT) | Neela & Bronte | 19:27:53 03/13/10 Sat |
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| Fortunately, the ditch was only an illusion. | Riv & Riana | 10:22:27 03/14/10 Sun |
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| Unfortunately, the brambles in the illusory ditch weren't (illusory, that is), and Cregga and Mattimeo were caught in them. (NT) | Moss M.D. | 18:27:43 03/14/10 Sun |
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| Fortunately, the brambles weren't poisonous, so Cregga and Mattimeo were not severely injured. (NT) | Riv & Riana | 13:26:12 03/18/10 Thu |
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| Unfortunately, the brambles hid a nest of yellow-jackets, which flew out to sting them. (NT) | Moss M.D. | 15:33:27 03/21/10 Sun |
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| Fortunatley, the yellow jackets were distracted by a magical flying strawberry tree (NT) | Firska Firebright | 08:19:41 03/30/10 Tue |
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| Unfortunately, the magical flying strawberry tree was only an illusion, so the yellow jackets returned to sting Cregga and Mattimeo. | Riv & Riana | 13:45:21 03/30/10 Tue |
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| Fortunatley, Cregga and Mattimeo were able to hide in the mud, so the yellow jackets couldn't sting them (NT) | Firska Firebright | 17:09:28 04/10/10 Sat |
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| Unfortunately, the mud was poisonous. | riv and riana | 17:46:34 04/11/10 Sun |
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| Fortunately, Mattimeo had some antidote with him for the poison, so the mud didn't harm him or Cregga. (NT) | Neela & Bronte | 17:17:12 05/03/10 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, the mud was really thick, and as it started to dry, it turned them into a pair of muddy statues! (NT) | Moss M.D. | 15:50:36 05/04/10 Tue |
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| Fortunately, it started to rain, so the mud melted. (NT) | Firska Firebright | 15:01:39 05/10/10 Mon |
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| Unfortunately, this ruined their disguises and they were attacked by the yellow jackets again. | Riv & Riana | 14:43:45 05/12/10 Wed |
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| Fortunately, Tess and Tim decided it was high time that Cregga and Mattimeo got out of the ditch, so (with some help from Skipper and Matthias) they pulled the disheveled pair out of the ditch. | Neela & Bronte | 15:07:37 05/14/10 Fri |
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