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Subject: Episode 1


Author:
Neela (*typing better episodes*)
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Date Posted: 16:55:53 02/26/09 Thu
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In reply to: Neela 's message, "A New Neela and Bronte Parody" on 11:34:05 12/31/08 Wed

The Neela and Bronte Parody: Episode 1 (Super Short)

Neela: Welcome the first ever episode of the Neela and Bronte Parody!
Bronte: S.B.P. went a little downhill on the humor scale so we began this one.
Neela: And we are your hosts… Neela!
Bronte: And Bronte!
Together: The Terrible Two!
Neela: We decided that since this IS the first episode, we might as well introduce ourselves.
Bronte: What’s the best way to introduce the Terrible Two?!
Together: Weird H.A.H.s!
Neela: H is for habits…
Bronte: A is for attributes…
Neela: And H is for hobbies!
Bronte: And I’ll start it off! *Goes into semi-smart mode* Uh… Lessee… I eat scented stickers.
Neela: Weird as that is, I have something weirder. I’ve eaten shrimp an’ hot root soup without the hot root before.
Bronte: Really? I bet it was really bland. I’ve never finished a Harry Potter book before. *Ducks from all the books chucked at him by obsessive fans.* Wow. There’s seven of them?
Neela: Eight, if you count Beedle-wot’s-his-name’s book. Um… I’ve never sat through an entire episode of “Hannah Montana”. Ever. And I hope I’ll never have to… YIKES!! *Is mobbed by angry fangirls.* Ouch.
Bronte: *Shudders* Glad that didn’t happen to me, 'cause I’m afraid of Twilight fangirls.
Twilight Fangirl Posse: *Popping in* And you should be… Holy Crow! It’s Robert Pattinson!*Runs off after him screaming*
Robert: *running away* Aaaauuuugh! I told you, I'm not Ed! And I don't like "Twilight"!
Neela: *Slightly battered but none the worse for wear from H.M. fangirls* Ugh. Remind me to get a few bodyguards before the next time I insult someone with a huge fanbase.
Bronte: You said it. And it’s your turn.
Neela: *thinks* I collect sporks. *Pulls out huge box* Here’s my silver one, here’s my clear-ish pink one…
Bronte: *shoving box away* I only collect super hero comic books that have “spoofs” in them. TO THE BAT MOBILE, SUPER MAN!
Neela: I get sidetracked easily–Ooh! Look! It’s a blue butterfly!
Bronte: I can do a hand stand – See? *flips upside down in a perfect hand stand*
Neela: This is getting progressively weirder… I can mimic a duck. Quack! And that is our Weird HAHs episode.
Bronte: Now we can get along with the better episodes. See you later!

(I told you it was short. Even Bronte agrees that it wasn't the best. But we needed introductions, right?)

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