| Subject: Episode #2 of Dwopp & Skystar's Parody |
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Date Posted: 19:32:40 03/19/09 Thu
Author Host/IP: 14.207.101.97.cfl.res.rr.com/97.101.207.14
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Dwopp & Skystar
's message, "Uh... Dwopp & Skystar wanted a show, so they asked the parody station (like a tv station) if they could have one. The parody station said yes, so here it is." on 19:15:17 03/17/09 Tue
Dwopp: *puts on hare mask and starts stuffing his face with apple cobbler (what? it's good)* Hi, I'm Skystar, I love to flippin' stuff my face with anything delectible, be bally arrogant, and my jolly best friend is Dwopp.
Skystar: *puts on mole mask* Hoi, oi bees Dwopp, an' oi love t' dig a gurt tunnel, cook summ gurt vittles, an' ett summ gurt Mole's Favorite Deeper 'n' Ever Turnip 'n' Tater 'n' Beetroot Pie.*
*they both unmask*
Skystar: Now I know what it's like to be a flippin' mole
Dwopp: And now I know what it's like to be a hare
Dwopp (again): Guess what Sky, I got a new press in case of boredom button, it does a different thing every time.
Narrator: If you tuned in for Episode 1, you would know that when Dwopp pressed his "press in case of boring show" button, a fire truck crashed through the wall and gave them hoses with meadowcream, they had a meadowcream fight and Skystar turned the human crew into hamsters. AAAAAAAAAAGH! *the narrator got hit in the head with a stale donut* (holding his head) Hey!, you hired me to tell stories that are easily accessable by hitting the back button a few times. AAAAAAAAAAGH *this time, it was a solid jade egg* Would you stop that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *toilet plunger**He walks away*
Dwopp & Skystar: by plungerface!
*Dwopp presses the button*
*A moniter POOFS up showing a little mouse getting yelled at by her Abbeyschool bus driver, then, an army of pickle mushrooms (pickles with mushrooms for the head, arms, and legs) carrying green bean swords, marches in and salutes Dwopp and Skystar*
Pickle Mushroom General: Sah! Ready for operation STOP BULLY BUS DRIVER! Sah!
Dwopp: Good job General. TURN OUT YOU PEA BRAINED, SQUASH LIVERED STIR FRY INGREDIENTS! MOVE OUT! he roars out in true drill sargent fashion.
Skystar: I'll take the first column, you take the second.
Dwopp: No, I want the first column
FIVE HOURS LATER
Dwopp: I'm lead the first column
Skystar: No I am
Dwopp: My name goes first, I get the first column
Skystar: fine
*they finally start the march when they get distracted by a phony ice cream stand on the side of the road that only sells fudge bars and popsicles.*
AFTER THEY EAT THE FUGE BARS AND POPSICLES
*they start marching again. the school is in sight and the little mouse is boarding and ghe bus driver is yelling at him. WHY YOU USELESS, NOISY, MISBEHAVED, RAGGED EXCUSE FOR A MOUSE! I'LL HAVE YOUR GUTS FER GARTERS AND YOUR TAIL FOR A TIE!*
Toby (that's what I named the mouse): Why you! *rips of clothes, don't worry, he is wearing supreme battle armor beneath it, and a t shirt and blue jeans under his armor.*
Director: Yeah, sorry but, we have orders for no extreme graphic and gruesome violence.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Toby: *takes of battle armor and is in his t shirt and jeans again* Okay, but is not extreme graphic and gruesome violence allowed?
Director: Well, there is nothing against it
Toby: *rips off clothes again and is now in a karate uniform* Take this and that and some of these and some of those and some of the other pronouns.
BANG! CRASH! CLONK! THUMP! BOOM! (yes, I like explosions)
the bus driver comes out of the bus in baby clothes whining 'mommy, mommy, mommy! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!'
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Narrator: that random huge explosion means that the show has ended. AAAAAAAAAAAGH! *spare keyboard, director's megaphone, and the spare camera*
Dwopp: (confused) Oooookay, that was weird, but without weird, this show wouldn't exist.
General: Sah! We failed you and din't get to do a thing! Sah! Permission to be dismissed?! Sah! *salutes
Dwopp & Skystar: Dismissed! *the pickle mushrooms leave*
OH NO! I ACCIDENTALLY ANSWERED THE PICKLE MUSHROOM QUESTION FROM THE LAST EPISODE AND I'M TOO LAZY TO REWRITE THE SCRIPT! (SCARY MUSIC!)
If you would like to be in Dwopp & Skystar's Parody, please fill out the following form.
Name:
Species:
Are Pickle Mushrooms awesome?:
Favorite TV show when you were a toddler:
Personality:
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Yes, I know that two of the questions are really weird, but just answer them, they will pretain to what will happen in episode 3.
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