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Date Posted: 17:32:23 03/20/09 Fri
Author Host/IP: 71-32-255-79.ptld.qwest.net/71.32.255.79
In reply to:
Redtail
's message, "The Return of the Cabbage" on 20:42:35 03/19/09 Thu
And so... we continue our journey of daring and adventure and robotic squirrels flinging extra-hot curry after an indefinite hiatus!
Author: Thank you, thank you. It's good to be back. I know you all missed me.
*the sound of nobody caring*
Author: .....
* chirp chirp chirp chirp*
Author: *sniff* Don't mind me, I'm just a poor little soul whose going to go cry in a corner 'cause no one likes me...
Cluny: *whacks* Grow up and get on with it.
In the land of Mossflower...
Cluny: Aah, it's good to be back.
Matthias: Yep. Though I miss all those manga stores...
Cluny: Pfft. C'mon, were anthropomorphic rodents with swords and armies. That's so much cooler than blond-haired ninjas and red-heads running around with huge swords.
Matthias: Lies! Lies!
Cluny: You know it.
Matthias: Nooooo! Face my vibrating sheep of DOOOOOOOM!!!!
Vibrating Sheep of Doom: Bzzzzzzzzzt!
Cluny: Oh yeah?! Face my 3v1l ph34r!
Random rabbit: |_|s3 t3h p0w3r 0f t3h l33t, d00d. F33l t3h 3n3rgy g1v1n joo t3h h4xx0rz sk1llz, m4n. J00 c4n d0 17, m4n. J00 4r3 t3h 1337. R0xx0rz h1s b0xx0rz!
(Translation: Use the mystic power, my pupil. Feel the energy granting you the strength of the ancients, my son. You are capable of great things. You are a bastion of light. Defeat this foul monster!)
Fred Gallagher: Hey. Stop plagiarizing my work. *smacks all into oblivion*
Matthias + Cluny: We're blasting off agaaaaain! *ping*
*Matthias, Cluny, and rabbit fall into a heap at entrance to Redwall Abbey*
Matthias: Ow... *looks up* Hey! Look!
Cluny: Redwall!
Matthias: Redwall!
Random rabbit: R3|)w411~!
Random vole: It's only a model.
Cluny: Shh! Come, let us march... to Redwall!
Cloud: *pops out* Halt! You shall not pass!
Matthias: Ack! Who is that androgynous looking person with a sword taller than he is and hair that defies gravity?!
Cluny: Oh, he's that protagonist from that one game, Last Fiction or something.
Cloud: Final Fantasy. Seven.
Cluny: Ah, thanks.
Cloud: Prepare to die! Yaaaaargh! *lunges*
Matthias: Eep!
Cloud: *trips, falls on face* Ow... sword... too heavy... face... too pretty... hair... too spiky...
Cluny: Huh. C'mon, let's go.
Matthias: No, I wanna watch this! It's more entertaining than watching CP dueling George Lucas!
*flash*
Morzan: Eragon... I... am your father!
Eragon: Nooooooo! That's not possible!!!! And these CP jokes aren't funny anymore!!!
Morzan: Murtagh is your brother! Brom used to be my mentor! Galbatorix, aka Darth Ripoffus, secretly controls the non-existing Senate!
Brom: Argh.. Eragon... before I die... you must go.. to Ellesmera... train with the elves... who are all short, green, and incapable of putting the subject before the direct object...
Elf: An elf I am.
Murtagh: Hurry, Eragon! You must take Saphira to the Varden to give them the plans to Uru'baen!
Saphira: Beep boop blip beeeep!
*flash*
Matthias: Whoa. That was weird.
Cloud: Must... kill... Sephy...
Cluny: Seriously, we need a more cohesive story next time.
Redtail: I'm working on it!
WILL MATTHIAS AND CLUNY BE ABLE TO ENTER REDWALL?
WILL REDTAIL EVER STOP MAKING FUN OF CP?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO CLOUD?
Cloud: I'm... too... handsome...
Tune in next time!
Redtail: When I feel like it.
Strange hedgehog: *whack*
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