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Dwopp, Skystar, and Ketom
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Date Posted: 07:59:12 03/29/09 Sun
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Dwopp & Skystar
's message, "Uh... Dwopp & Skystar wanted a show, so they asked the parody station (like a tv station) if they could have one. The parody station said yes, so here it is." on 19:15:17 03/17/09 Tue
Episode #4
Dwopp: *Jumps down from the ceiling with a rope and has a ninja costume on* Hello, I'm secret ninja agent Dwopp.
Skystar: *Flies down from the ceiling in a fairy princess costume* And I'm secret fairy princess agent Systar, I hate this costume. (to Dwopp) I thought you said that we could both be ninjas.
Dwopp: Well, the other ninja costume is being used for the Samuries vs. Ninjas movie that they're shooting downstairs.
Skystar: Well couldn't you have chosen something I don't know, maybe a little more LESS EMBARASSING, WE'RE ON CAMERA YA KNOW! YOU COULD'VE CHOSEN A GIANT REPTILIAN CREATURE OR SOMETHING OF THAT ORDER!
Dwopp: I could have, but this is way funnier. I'm going to press my "in case of boredom" button before Sky gets any angrier. *presses button*
The pickle mushroom army, headed by Major Cushroom, bursts through the wall with a prisoner, the narrator, and 4 beasts, 3 otters and a mouse, riding the wave of mutant vegetable/fungi things.
Dwopp: Gasp! It's the narrator, GET HIM!
Everybeast/ pickle mushrooms: *starts throwing various hard and painful objects at the narrator*
Narrator: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*runs away*
Sky: now that that's over, we can introduce our guests
Neela: *whack* No eating the pickle mushrooms Bronte!
Bronte: OOOOOOOOW! I only had one, and they taste good.
Pickle Mushrooms: *run away from Bronte the tyrant*
Bronte: Hey! Who gave me that name?! I'll get a piece of you author!
Neela: *whack* Stop it Bronte, you're not eating anything else for the rest of the day, you are now on a double diet.
Bronte: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT A DOUBLE DIET!
Skystar: We still don't know them and we still have good lawyers, anyway, I see you've met Neela and Bronte, they were here last time and Bronte got whacked a lot then too.
Dwopp: The other otter is Myla Fiz Siska Bobian or Myla, Myla the Mudaholic, or Fizzy Kit. Fizzy Kit, say hi.
Myla: Hi, I'm Myla Fiz Siska Bobian, or Myla, Myla the Mudaholic, or Fizzy Kit. Do you have any mude, I make good piecakes, are we going to have a piecake fight? PIECAKE IS GOOD! I'll go get some piecakes. *Goes away for several minutes and comes back with 6 truckloads of piecakes.*
Skystar: Okay, that was wierd, anyway, the mouse is our friend Ketom, he's a little shy.
Ketom: *Runs away* (while running away) AAAAAAAAAAH! I'M BEING WATCHED AAAAAAAAAH!
Myla: Well, that means a fith of a truckload of piecake more for the rest of us.
Dwopp: (ignoring Myla) Today, we are going to have a sort of strangeness olympics, Sky and I will demonstrate each event first, except for the last one, we will be in that one.
Skystar: The first event is wierd sounds.
Dwopp: Labakadabacadoooooooooooooooooosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@yahoo.com!
Skystar: Junfeonshseifeowbeg!
Dwopp: Fizzy Kit is first.
Myla: L'garraphumurruph!
Skystar: Very nice very nice. Neela is next.
Neela: Gack!
Dwopp: Okay, good try, but not what we're looking for. Bronte, see if you can win by doing better than Myla.
Bronte: Of course I can beat her, she's a girl. Bafflegeeboo!
Skystar: Even worse than Neela, I heard baff in there which sounds like bath, which is one of my worst fears. Fizzy Kit wins.
Bronte: What?! *faints for five seconds* This is preposterous.
Dwopp: So far, the standings are Myla First, Neela second, and Bronte third. The next event is smashing you least favorite thing besides your sibling, or your siblings possesions, we don't want calls from the police. And we still don't know the second and third place otters and we still have good lawyers, the one who smashes the most stuff wins you have one minute.
Skystar: I choose to smash bathtubs.
Dwopp: Sky, you do know that bathtubs are harder to smash than my choice, the bus driver's coffee mugs, oh that will make him so mad. Anyway, we only have rubber mallets, I doubt that you'll get even one.
Skystar: Well I'll use my super awesome smashing powers to win.
Myla: Ready, Set, GO!.
Dwopp: *starts smashing at a rapid pace* Ha! You'll never win at this rate Sky.
Skystar: *takes out magic wand and throws mallet in to the air* Turneth thiseth malleteth intoeth aeth wreckingeth balleth machineth.
A wrecking ball machine lands on all of the bathtubs, smashing every single one.
ring ring ring
Myla: Time is up. Dwopp 20, Skystar 144. Skystar wins the demonstration!
Dwopp: What!? He cheated.
Myla: No he didn't, he used a rubber mallet, he just transformed it into a wrecking ball machine.
Dwopp: Harrrrumph!
Skystar: Come on grumpypants, we have to judge the event. Ready, Set GO!
1 minute later
Dwopp: It's a tie since they all copied you Sky.
Skystar: Okay then, it's still Myla first, Neela second, Bronte third.
Dwopp: And for our best and final event, A PIECAKE FIGHT! In this event, Skystar and I will be participating. We will battle it out for fifteen minutes, then, we will be judged on our preformance by our guests Lissi and Robi, come on out.
Two otter twins come on the the stage.
Robi: Hi, I'm Robi
Lissi: And I'm Lissi
Both: We were here for the last episode.
Dwopp: Okay, that's a lot of otters, is there an otter charmer on the premesis? *goes to speaker system that goes throughout the whole studio* ALL OTTER CHARMERS PLEASE REPORT TO DWOPP & SKYSTAR'S PARODY, I REPEAT, ALL OTTER CHARMERS REPORT TO DWOPP & SKYSTAR'S PARODY, THANK YOU.*
five minutes later
Skystar: What's that stampeding noise?
a bunch of otter charmers rush in
Head Charmer: My otter lords, what may I do for you?
Myla: Lord? I like it. Anyway, could you please get me more piecakes, I don't think that a truckload and a fith will be enough for my special move.
The charmers go off and return with 5 score trucks of piecakes.
Myla: That should be enough.
Head Charmer: We will leave you now my lords.
Lissi: I like those guys anyway, BEGIN!
Bronte:*throws a piecake at Neela as hard as he can* Ha, take that sis!
Neela: Splat! *a piecake hits her head while she throws one at Myla, bad mistake* Take that Myla, there's no way you could dodge that.
Myla: *catches piecake and throws it back with lightning speed* No one messes with Myla the Piecake Lord-ess.
ten minutes pass and everybeast but Myla, who is still untouched, is covered in piecake.
Myla: Time for my special move that takes 99 1/5 trucks of piecake, which is what I have left.
the piecakes start swirling in a tornado and keeps everybeast else in the piecake fight pelted with piecakes for the next five minutes.
Robi: I think that we all agree that Myla wins the piecake fight as well and everyone else lost so bad that everybeast but Myla gets last place. Therefore, I dedare Myla Fiz Siska Bobian the winner of the first not schedually planned at all Strangeness Olympics, goodness knows when the next one will be.
Both Hosts: *Pushes guests off of the stage* Our lawyers are still good ones and we still don't know these beasts.
silent BOOOOM! that only the director hears.
Dwopp: We will now make unintelligable noises until we hear the boom. jfnakafhjirjlfahjaljfhbnvnoirhubarbncnl>'ru04gj
Skystar: hfiorjfkddoakrogbnblgjdirigbjglsljojofjaop
five hours later
Director: The boom went off five hours ago!
Dwopp: Well we didn't hear it, so, shoeiguana;kih;kfjnhauyi4efoifdkdlslskfjkvmfkskejlf
Skystar: skdieohakshdkklakjelsdjdjckfhjgbhbjkfzjhkdkcvkdcvnmb
5 more hours of the director screaming for the show to end.
[big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/big]
Dwopp: I'm Dwopp
Skystar: And I'm Skystar
Both: Bye, we're going to run now, just in case the plice come, and remember, we have good lawyer. *they run away*
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