| Subject: Ep. 6 (Homework load: Three chem assignments, calc assignment, AP World History practice exam + study guides on foundations and 600-1450 CE units + outline of chap. 29, German vocab sheet. That's why.) |
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Date Posted: 15:17:14 04/06/09 Mon
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Samkin
's message, "Spring break means more time. More time means more parodies. Got it?>:(" on 11:43:04 04/06/09 Mon
We return to our intrepid heroes as they enter th mighty bastion of Redwall Abbey, after encountering some strange occurrences...
Cloud: Must... save... world...
At the entrance to Redwall...
Cluny: So anyway, how do we get these humongous doors open?
Matthias: KAMEHAMEHA!
*fizzle*
Cluny: Pathetic. Not even 9000.
Random mouse: *pops up on Redwall battlements* 'ello, 'oo eez it?
Cluny: My name is Cluny, and this is my minion Matthias! We have come to plunder your Abbey for riches and glory! So can you please let us in?
Mouse: No!
Cluny: Why not?
Mouse: Why, beecoz yoo are Eeeenglish, of course!
Matthias: Then what are you?
Mouse: I am Koreeean, why d' yoo tsink I have zees ooooowwtrageeous accent?
Matthias: Uh, don't you mean French?
Mouse: *looks down* Who wrote this script?! Agh! Anyway! *coughs* Leeeeave now, you stooopid leeetle mice! Yoo shall never breeeach our eeenveencible walls!
Cluny: Look, stop making fun of French stereotypes and let us in.
Mouse: No! Yoo're mother was a hamster and yoo're father smeeellt of eeelderberries!
Matthias: Look, who d'you think you are, John Cleese?
John Cleese: I say!
Mouse: Ooof course 'I am! I speceeealize in dead parrots, seeeelly walks, and argument cleeeneeecs!
Cluny: Look, unless you want me to scale up this wall and eat your soul, you'd better let us in.
Matthias: He means it. That's what happened to Basil Stag Hare.
Mouse: ......... Onleee eeef yoo can ansaaa zees questeeeon! What ees zee air speeed veeelocitee of an unladen Europeeeean swallow?
Matthias: 2.11 meters per second.
Mouse: Dang. Right then, I'd better let you in...
*doors open*
Cluny: Yes, we'll finally get to sack this place!
*Abbot appears*
Abbot: Gasp! You! You're that evil rat that's gone about soiling Mossflower!
Cluny: Hey, I resent being prejudiced like that. For the last time, I swear that that orphanage attacked me first, okay? It was self-defense.
Abbot: Guards! Guards!
*guards come running*
Guard 1: Oi'm sorry sir, but you can't park there.
Abbot: That's not the problem! He's that mass-murderer! Get him!
Guard 2: Alroight, sir, oi'm afraid oi'll hafto take you into custody.
Cluny: Neva! *karate rat kick*
Matthias: *pulls out magnum* Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
*every single shot misses*
Guard 1: ........ Oi'm sorry sir, but oi don't think yore very good at aiming.
Matthias: Dang, and I was working on point-blank range so hard.
Guard 2: Get 'em!
Cluny + Matthias: Aaaaaaah! Run away!
Guard 1: Not so fast! *speaks into mic* This is patrol 1 we've encountered ground hostiles. Requesting immediate air assistance. Badger strike delta.
Voice over mic: Roger that. Badger strike delta.
WILL CLUNY AND MATTHIAS MAKE IT?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ANNOYING FRENCH IMPERSONATOR?
WHAT IS BADGER STRIKE DELTA?!
Next time.
When I feel like it.
*whack*
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