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Subject: In here! Author: Dippalur and Tuggerog [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 15:27:04 06/05/09 Fri Author Host/IP: ool-182cb302.dyn.optonline.net/24.44.179.2 In reply to: Dippalur and Tuggerog 's message, "The Best Band from Liverpool" on 14:44:21 06/05/09 Fri BJ: For some incredibly odd reason, these four crazy animals from my Abbey are camped inside my house, waiting to be discovered as the next great band from Liverpool. They are... OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT ARE THEY DOING? Mattimeo: We summon the ice demon of Ishkabibble to reincarnate John Lennon and George Harrrison! Wala-hala-hoola-woola! Roaring noise, the ground splits, and two guys magically in their prime come out of the fissure. John Lennon: Some dude shot me, man. I am the walrus, one doesn't go up to a walrus and say: "My dog told me to do away with you." Koo-koo-ka-choo! George: Guys? You realize Paul is dead too? Tammo: What? That junk is true? Ringo Starr (who was summoned inexplicably): come on, ever gone to www.officiallypronounceddead.co.uk ? It's got, like 180 clues on all of our covers. And we thought we hid them well... John: Come on, everybody knows the walrus, the eggman, and the best Beatle is me! Who needs Paul? Silent Sam: ... George: A mute in a band? Dippalur: He's our drummer, there's not a lot of talent in Redwall! Silent Sam: ... *does a drum solo* Ringo: ... *does a drum solo* at least I sing. John: Well, are you guys summoning Paul? BJ: Geez Mattimeo: I SUMMON THE SPIRIT OF PAUL MCCARTNEY FROM THE ICE DEMON OF ISHKABIBBLE. Paul McCartney: Ow! I'm not dead! Have my friends been telling you that junk again? Tammo: Well, let's hire a panel of judges to see who is better. Later, Harry Potter, Hannah Montana, and Mozart are assembled into BJ's living room. BJ: Argh HP: Okay, let's start. John: Before we start singing, I would like to say: Why is the only song anyone ever remembers me for is Imagine? There are so many others, like Dear Yoko, Watching the Wheels, Jealous Guy, Cold Turkey... Ringo: Be quiet. At least everybody says you are the best member of the Beatles. Let's warm up. Beatles: Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band... BJ Band: Redwall Abbey's Lonely Dibbun Band Beatles: Help me if you can, I'm feeling down... BJ Band: Help me if you can, it's Cluunyy... Beatles: Here come the sun... BJ Band: Here candied chestnuts... If this isn't as funny as it should be, tell me and I'll discontinue it. Part II coming soon. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date This is pretty funny. Kudos for major originality. :) (NT) Neela and Bronte 16:53:05 07/02/09 Thu