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Date Posted: 22:22:34 07/05/09 Sun
Author Host/IP: NoHost/72.189.7.0
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Dwopp & Skystar
's message, "Uh... Dwopp & Skystar wanted a show, so they asked the parody station (like a tv station) if they could have one. The parody station said yes, so here it is." on 19:15:17 03/17/09 Tue
Dwopp: *is sleeping behind the huge "Dwopp & Skystar's Parody" sign.*
Sky (with a megaphone): DWOPP! WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!
Dwopp: WAHHH! *Bolts up and hits Sky in the head with a rubber chicken.* Oh, it's you. *acknoledges the strange looks from the audience.* What? I couldn't find my baseball bat, so I had to use a rubber chicken.
Audience Member: Couldn't you have used a golf club?
Dwopp: No, golf clubs aren't as painful as rubber chickens.
Audience Member: Yeah, right!
Dwopp: Would you like to find out?
Sky: Ugh! I feel like I've been hit with ten golf clubs.
Dwopp: See!? And you haven't been hit with any golf clubs, Sky, that was a rubber chicken.
Sky: Even worse! *throws a bouncy ball at Dwopp*
Dwopp: Ow!
Audience Member: And I suppose that those hurt more than golf balls.
Dwopp: No, I just had the urge to say ow,
Audience Member: *sigh*
Dwopp: Anyway, as you've probably figured out by now, I'm Dwopp...
Skystar: And I'm Skystar...
Both: And Welcome to Dwopp & Skystar's Parody!
Dwopp: Today, we have two helpers, the first of which, has been here for almost every episode... PLEASE WELCOME MYLA, THE PIECAKE LORD-ESS!
Cheering
Sky: Our second guest is s good friend of ours, please welcome URTHNOSE!
*They both walk out onto the stage.*
Myla: Do you have any Picake?
Dwopp: No, but if you're good, we'll buy some later.
A/N: I can't write both Dwopp and Urthnose's lines in molespeech, I just don't have the talent.
Urthnose: Hi Dwopp, nice day for a show, huh?
Sky: I guess it's ignore Skystar Day now, huh?
Dwopp: Who said that? I'm just kidding Sky, would you like the honor of pressing the button.
Sky: OH YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
Dwopp: *hands Sky the "in case of boredom" button*
Sky: *Presses the button and nothing happens.*
Narrator: As you may kno... AAAAAAAAAAAGH! *moldy barrel of socks, nineteen glasses of petroleum jelly, and a light bulb made of extremely stale french fries.*
Dwopp: I wonder if he was going to say: "As you may know, something always happens when the "in case of boredom" button is pushed, that "something" is a meteor made of ice cream heading straight towards Earth."?
Sky: Should we check the news?
Dwopp: Okay. *turns on the tv*
Anchorman: This is just in, a giant ice cream meteor is heading straight towards Earth, scientists believe that it may have something to do with talking animals, a narrator, and a big red button. What is the world coming to these days?
Dwopp: *turns off the tv* Okay, we have to stop that meteor before everything is buried in icey goodness!
In outer space
Urthnose: Are you sure that this is safe Sky, after all, this was your idea.
Sky: And what is that supposed to mean? And yes, it is perfectly safe, all we have to do is put Myla out there and she'll start talking to the meteor, it'll get annoyed and insult her, and then she will commit "agressive conduct of action", as she likes to call it.
Urthnose: And you're sure this'll work?
Sky: Absativley, posulutley.
Urthnose: Even that has me worried.
Dwopp: Myla! Go cheer up that giant ice cream meteor, it's very sad!
Myla: *goes outside to the meteor* Hi Mr. Meteor! Are you sad? I'm here to cheer you up...
A few minutes later...
Meteor: Agh! Does this mad otter ever shut up!
Myla: Mad? *twitch* I am not *twitch* mad! *twitch* if you *twitch* think I'm *twitch* mad *twitch*, then you *twitch* can just *twitch* go away! *proceeds to beat up the giant meteor and it goes crying to its uncle.*
Urthnose: Wow, it actually worked. and I didn't even have to throw out a gallon of buttermilk or talk to jars of relish and the number nine.
Dwopp: Good work Myla, here's a pieceake.
Myla: Piecake! *gobbles up piecake*
Back in the studio
Sky: Let's turn on the news and see what they have to say.
Anchorman: Miraculously, the ice cream meteor went away, crying about a mad otter or something, here is what scientists conclude: "We think it had something to do with more talking animals that hijacked a spaceship and used piecake as motivation to get a mad otter to talk nonstop to the meteor, who then insulted the otter, who then beat up the meteor." Really, what is the world coming to?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Dwopp: Well, that's the end of our show, so I'm Dwopp...
Skystar: And I'm Skystar...
Both: Tune in next time for Dwopp & Skystar's Parody.
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