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Date Posted: 12:05:01 07/07/09 Tue
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Thrush Widerudder
's message, "Rush" on 10:54:33 07/07/09 Tue
Camera opens on a 'cozy living room'.
A huge window shows a view of Redwall Abbey. Arranged around the gaping
mouth of a huge fireplace are two overstuffed sofas,startlingly similar to
stawberry scones. On one sits a tiny ottermaid, her huge rudder curled around
her. On the other strawberry scone sits Mariel, the champion mousemaid of
Redwall, the gullwacking girl of the dunes-
"All right now, narrator, you can shut up and stop complementing Mariel.
We're supposed to talk TO her, not about her." the speaker is the ottermaid
She turns to Mariel." Anyway, welcome to Rush! I'm Thrush Widerudder, and
this is our guest star, Mariel of Redwall. Since this is our first viewing,
We have with us the coolest, toughest-"
All of a sudden, the stage starts shaking, and a crowd of future guest stars
appear on the screen. " You mean to say that I am not the toughest hero of
Redwall ? Lord Brocktree lifts Thrush up by the scruff of her neck and starts
shaking her. This is a plot to undermine my awesomeness! Russa Nodrey
climbes up Lord Brocktree's back and perches on his shoulder, waving her
legendary hardwood stick under Thrush 's chin. " Correct, Brocktree, this
whelp wants to disrupt and destroy normal life at Redwall.
"I just wanted to -"
All of a sudden a crowd of teenage girls run onto the stage.
" Ahhhhhhh! Twilight fangirls! "
The future guest stars escape off the stage, terrified expressions on their faces.
The fangirl leader, bends down and starts cooing at Thrush .
"Isn't it cuuuuuuute? Oh come here, you little oochy boochy..."
"Get away from me , help! Heeeeeeelp! The scary thing is working itself into a frenzy! Heeeeeeeeeelp!'
"Don't worry! I'll save you!" ( Yahoo, Mariel finally speaks!)
"Hey, leader of the fangirls, I heard that the movie crew are having a concert at , uhhhh, Hollywood. they want a couple extras in the new movie! I heard they'll take anyone, so you better get going! "
The fangirls run, squealing , off the stage.
Thrush: Well, Mariel, I guess you have my undying gratitude. What do you want me to do for you?
Mariel: you could give me some of that huge strawberry scone. I can't get enough of the stuff.
Thrush: That's the least I can do. You saved me from the horrible, grotesque...fanny girls or whatever you call them.
Narrator: I believe the term is fangirls, miss Thrush.
Thrush: Yeah, whatever. Same thing. Anyway, this has been Thrush Widerudder. Thank you for watching Rush.
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