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Fluss Flicktail
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Date Posted: 09:37:05 08/17/09 Mon
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Fluss: Hello, and welcome to Redwall Sports Network. I'm Fluss Flicktail, bringing you the latest in Redwall Sports. Today in the Javelin throw Littlebob Hare was bested by Skittles the Spike. In the Cart races Orlando the Axe was beaten by Constance for first place. And during the swordfight competion, Matthias the Warrior tied with Lord Brocktree for the ticket into the semifinals. Well be right back with the bracket for the swordfight, and the opening fight of the hare boxing season.
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Fluss: And were back RSN news. Here is the standings the swordfight competition. *bracket comes onto screen* In going in to the semi finals we has Samkin, Gorath the Flame, and Rakkety Tam Macburl. Lord Brocktree and Matthias tied yesterday, the tiebreaker match will be tomorrow. *bracket goes away* Also tomorrow we has knife throwing and Badger Football. That's today's sports news. Stay tuned for the opening fight of the hare boxing season. I'm Fluss Flicktail, Goodbye.
*credits roll*
Fluss: Hello and welcome to Hare Boxing, with your sports authority, the Redwall Sports Network, filming from Salamandastron stadium. Tonight we have a fight between two skilled boxing hares. Let's watch.
Referee: Hares, to your corners.
Announcer: In the left corner, the champion boxer of the Seasons of the Savage, Sergeant Wonwill!!!!!
*fans scream*
Announcer: In the right corner, the champion boxer of the Seasons of Trunn, Stiffener Medick!!!!
*rest of crowd screams*
Referee: Hares, take your stances.
*hares get into stance*
Referee: Fight!
Bell: Ding!
Wonwill:*left* I'll bust you up.
Stiffener:*left, right uppercut, flying kick* In your dreams!
Wonwill:*right, left, snap kick*
Stiffener:*left uppercut, right uppercut, snap kick, spring kick*
Wonwill:*hits the floor*
Referee: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. Knock out!
Fluss: And there you have it. Stiffener Medick defeats Sergeant Wonwill for the first spot in the quarter finals. Im Fluss Flicktail, with your sports authority, Redwall Sports Network, Good Night.
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