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Subject: A Wild Myla Appeared! Omigosh!

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The revived Myla-chan

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Date Posted: 17:47:34 06/30/10 Wed
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In reply to: DS&K 's message, "Scratch the dorm episodes idea, I need helpers for the next episode, this one is going to be a make-it-up-as-I-go-along episode, so just the basic info will be needed, and maybe an odd question or two... just look inside for the form and reply to this post if you want to be in it." on 00:01:36 06/17/10 Thu

>Name(s): Myla and Baytwa
>
>Species: Otters, yo!
>
>Personality: Well, for the purposes of this parody...

Myla is a energetic young dibbun with no sense of right or wrong, or actually, no common sense at all. The common term is "terminally insane". She has an obsession with piecake that she is very, very, very, very slowly growing out of. Has a fear of big words.

Baytwa is the more mature part of the duo, acting as the voice of common sense. She has the mentality of a young adult beast, and really likes her math equations. Fear of insects.
>
>Short description:
> Myla: Shorter-than-average otter with caramel colored fur that is usually matted with various unmentionable objects. Rather tubby. Brown eyes. The usual. Runs around in a messy, worn brown smock.

Baytwa: On the tall side for her species and age. Darker fur than her cousin. Skinny. Brown eyes. you know the drill. Wears a clean blue tunic.

>Do shiny things make you want to blow stuff up?

Myla: ...I like licking shiny things...

Baytwa: Depends. Is the shiny thing in question some sort of element, or metallic compound?

>
>Are you in possession of a sledge hammer? If so, is it
>exploding?
>
Myla: Whassa slug h'mmer?

Baytwa: A flavour of piecake.

Myla: Really?! Where!?

Baytwa: In Hogwarts.

Myla: Where's dat?

Baytwa: ...I'll tell you later, when the Fourth Wall Mods aren't pointing their guns at me.

Myla: Whazz d' Fourf Wall?
>
Is your name Bronte and you would like to transfer the
>pyromaniac club to this parody since Lissi stopped us
>last time?

Myla: No... Baybay, wass d' Pyreomaniac club?

Baytwa: -shakes paw at sky- Ketom, don't give her ideas!! Grrrr.
>
>Should my mother be worried that my mind can come up
>with such destructive capabilities?
>
Baytwa: Yes. Yes you should. And Myla is not allowed to answer this one, so don't look for help there.

>If the answer to any of these questions is yes, I am
>deeply worried for your sanity... not that I should be
>talking. Ciao.

Baytwa: ...

Myla: Baybay? Waz 'sanity'?

Baytwa: -facepalm-

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