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Subject: Episode One inside. warning-- it's not very funny. I just needed to get the story moving along. Future episodes will be alot funnier, I promise.

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Lettuceleaf

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Date Posted: 14:17:09 10/04/07 Thu
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In reply to: Lettuceleaf 's message, "Jim the Gerbil Hath Returned." on 15:37:40 10/02/07 Tue

MOSSFLOWER

EPISODE I: Martin Gives some Stoats a Tap-Dancing Lesson

Welcome to Mossflower Woods! What was once a serene and peaceful woodland country is now a region filled with darkness�. And pink frilly dresses! (Duh duh duhn!) This land, ruled with an iron claw by Verdauga Greeneyes, is helpless, except for the rebel group, CORIM, led by Bella of Brockhall and Jim the Gerbil. Today we see a young mouse traveler make his way across the dusty path�..

Martin: Hmm�. This county seems good enough to escape all of those haunting images of my dying girlfriend�. Maybe I�ll even build a gigantic red castle and my spirit will guide a young mouse to slay an evil warlord�. With a bell! Nah, that�ll never happen.

**Two stoats from the Kotir Army approach him.**

Stoat 1: Oy, you, mousy boy, come �ere! We�ve got t�get yew t�sacrifice to Ludd verdauga Greeneyes!

Martin: What if�n I say, �NO!�

Stoat 2: Then we�ll killify you!

Martin: Ah, but to do that�. You must first tap-dance.

Stoat 1: Erm, tap-dance?

Martin: **Begins to tap-dance.**

Stoat 2: Wazz he doin�, mate?

Stoat 1: I dunno�. But it�s kinda funny!

**The two stoats begin to tap-dance.**

Martin: Faster, faster!

**They speed it up.**

Martin: Faster, even faster!

**They speed up!**

Martin: Faster! Faster! Wh00t!

**Light-speed!**

**The stoats fall over and Martin walks past them.**

Martin: Hmm�. Easy enough.

Stoat #3: **POOFS out of thin air.**

Martin: Oh, jeez.

Stoat 3: **Grabs Martin and drags him to Kotir.**

WILL THE NEXT PARODY ACTUALLY BE FUNNY?
WHERE DID MARTIN LEARN TO TAP-DANCE?
WILL I BE DOING THIS FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES?

FIND OUT IN�� EPISODE II!

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